- Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:27 pm
#60683
#10 I vote Democrat
> > because I love the fact I can now marry whatever I
> want. I
> > have decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote
> > Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
> 4%
> > on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government’s
> > taxing the same gallon at 15% is not.
#8. I vote
> > Democrat because I believe the government will do a
> better
> > job of spending the money I earn than I would
#7. I vote
> > Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
> nobody
> > is offended by it.
#6. I vote
> > Democrat because I am way too irresponsible to own a
> gun and
> > I know my local police are all I need to protect me
> from
> > terrorists, murderers, and thieves. I am also
> thankful our
> > 911 service gets police to your home in order to
> identify
> > your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote
> > Democrat because I am not concerned about millions of
> babies
> > being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates
> alive
> > and comfy.
#4. I vote
> > Democrat because I think illegal aliens (wet backs)
> have a
> > right to free health care, education, and Social
> Security
> > benefits, and we should take away Social Security from
> those
> > who paid into it.
#3. I vote
> > Democrat because I believe businesses should not be
> allowed
> > to make profits for themselves. They need to break
> even
> > and give the rest away to the government for
> redistribution
> > as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote
> > Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
> rewrite
> > the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks
> who
> > would never get their agenda past the voters.
And, the #1
> > reason I vote Democrat is because I think it is better
> to
> > pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but we
> will
> > not drill our own because it might upset some
> endangered
> > beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We do not
> care
> > about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other
> > countries.
> > because I love the fact I can now marry whatever I
> want. I
> > have decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote
> > Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
> 4%
> > on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government’s
> > taxing the same gallon at 15% is not.
#8. I vote
> > Democrat because I believe the government will do a
> better
> > job of spending the money I earn than I would
#7. I vote
> > Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
> nobody
> > is offended by it.
#6. I vote
> > Democrat because I am way too irresponsible to own a
> gun and
> > I know my local police are all I need to protect me
> from
> > terrorists, murderers, and thieves. I am also
> thankful our
> > 911 service gets police to your home in order to
> identify
> > your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote
> > Democrat because I am not concerned about millions of
> babies
> > being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates
> alive
> > and comfy.
#4. I vote
> > Democrat because I think illegal aliens (wet backs)
> have a
> > right to free health care, education, and Social
> Security
> > benefits, and we should take away Social Security from
> those
> > who paid into it.
#3. I vote
> > Democrat because I believe businesses should not be
> allowed
> > to make profits for themselves. They need to break
> even
> > and give the rest away to the government for
> redistribution
> > as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote
> > Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
> rewrite
> > the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks
> who
> > would never get their agenda past the voters.
And, the #1
> > reason I vote Democrat is because I think it is better
> to
> > pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but we
> will
> > not drill our own because it might upset some
> endangered
> > beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We do not
> care
> > about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other
> > countries.
