Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence

Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30489

By BilboBagend - Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:07 am

- Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:07 am #30489

Republican: I want to burn down your house

Democrat: No

Republican: What if I just burn down the second floor?

Democrat: No

Republican: How about just the garage?

Democrat: No

Republican: Why won't you negotiate? We should come to a compromise.

Democrat: No

Republican: But I need to burn down something of yours. Be reasonable.

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Sadly, this is completely accurate and not very funny.

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30490

By johnforbes - Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:27 am

- Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:27 am #30490

No, it is not accurate.

Bilbo's distortions are mildly funny, but only in the sense that a hate-filled nut is pathetic.

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30536

By BilboBagend - Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:23 am

- Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:23 am #30536

The faux not in touch with any reality? or just his total dishonesty? or is there really any difference?

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30539

By RealJustme - Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:12 am

- Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:12 am #30539

Republicans: Let's talk
Democrats: No
Obama: No
Republicans: OK
Democrats: That's not fair
Obama: That's not fair
Republicans: Read to talk?
Democrats: No
Obama: No
Republicans: OK
...

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30565

By BilboBagend - Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:05 pm

- Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:05 pm #30565

Yes,

Republicans, we want to talk, but only while we hold a gun to your head, your families head, your towns head, and all the heads of all the people of the United States. You see, any other way and we know we won't get exactly what we want. You see, without the gun, we really have no good ideas.

Teabagger bullies, extortionists, autocrats, dictators and their wimpy little extorted Republican friends.

Republicans, so many great ideas no one wants to hear them unless they have a gun to their head.

Republican "jobs" bill: vaginal ultrasounds
Republican economic growth bill: vaginal ultrasounds
Republican immigration bill: vaginal ultrasounds

Republican view of democracy and democratic process: "It doesn't work for us so lets get rid of it. Subvert it. Run around it."

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30571

By johnforbes - Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:26 pm

- Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:26 pm #30571

Bilbo's PhD and MBA are fake.

However, Bilbo's hate-drenched irrationality is real.

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30575

By elklindo69 - Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:13 pm

- Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:13 pm #30575

I know PhD's who couldn't screw in a lightbulb without the owners manual.

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30581

By johnforbes - Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:38 pm

- Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:38 pm #30581

Roger that.

But it was Bilbo who falsely claimed to have a PhD when he can't spell "cat" without being spotted a few letters.

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30587

By BilboBagend - Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:01 pm

- Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:01 pm #30587

Aw, the little faux tries another of his little wannabe attacks. You go little wannabe boy.

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30588

By BilboBagend - Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:07 pm

- Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:07 pm #30588

There was a story going around graduate school about an electrical engineer dissertation exam.

The question was how would you determine if the interior light of a refrigerator went out when the door was closed. This lead to a 1/2 hour response which was interrupted by the professor who asked the question. He then said, why don't you just push the light bulb control button and see if the bulb goes out.

Yes, a very few PhD can be out of contact with the pragmatic world. I have met quite a few like this, but the vast majority of PhDs that I know are much more in contact with the real world and pragmatism than the general population. MOre of the extremes in the educated class, as some really don't care about the reral world.

Re: Democrats Won't Negotiate, Democrat Intransigence#30590

By RealJustme - Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:15 pm

- Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:15 pm #30590

Republicans: Let's talk
Democrats: No
Obama: No
Republicans: OK
Democrats: That's not fair
Obama: That's not fair
Republicans: Ready to talk?
Democrats: No
Obama: No
Republicans: OK