[johnforbes]

Exercise is good, and if mandates are dandy, I hereby mandate that Clownslacker and Elkin run at least 3 miles per day outside.

The must also do 500 situps and 200 pushups every day as a bare minimum.

I order this because I care about their health.

[Clownkicker]

johnny, stop parading your ignorance of the law surrounding vaccination mandates.

Of course, NO ONE EVER said "mandates are dandy." I certainly never said it. You simply made it up because you are fundamentally dishonest.

What some very well respected legal minds DID say is that " VACCINATION mandates are sometimes necessary." And this is one of those times.


And just to save you from wasting your time whining any more about your dishonest partisan made up stupid shit, "exercise" is not a vaccine. The Supreme Court has never ruled on an "exercise mandate." Any individuals refusing to exercise do not threaten the life or health of any person other than themselves, which is the basis for the Supreme Court precedents that historically support vaccine mandates.

That's why there have been vaccine mandates for centuries. Individual Republican troglodytes like you don't get to simply make up some fantasy legal rights to justify their stupidity. The laws are already on the books, and according to the Supreme Court, they are sufficient to support vaccination mandates. There doesn't need to be some new law as you are pretending. (As if you actually think those dimwits would change their behavior if there was a new law.)

[johnforbes]

Clown, please don't make me order you to start doing hundreds of situps and pushups daily.

Please cooperate.

Let your own flab speak to you, and dictate your changed behavior.

[Clownkicker]

See? As always, dimwit johnny couldn't refute a thing I said.

He's his regular dishonest pussy self.

[johnforbes]

Mandates do NOT need to be discussed.

They should be obeyed without question.

Clown is a racist if he doesn't begin doing 500 situps per day.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^^See how johnny always plays his dishonest semantics games by trying to change a discussion about existing settled law on VACCINE mandates into an absurd discussion of "mandates" in general?

He can't refute a thing I said about vaccine mandates so he tries to pretend the two discussions are the about the same thing. They aren't.

That's what contempt for the U.S. Supreme Court does to a pus......uh.....man.....?

[johnforbes]

The mandate has been issued, in the self-interest of all, for pushups and situps to be done by all forum members.

Given Clowntoker's dismal somatic condtiion, he should be grateful for my benevolent concern.

[Clownkicker]

johnny, please post the news story about Biden issuing a mandate for situps and pushups. I missed it.



.......Hey, wait a minute, Is this just more of your moronic stupid shit that has nothing whatsoever to do with vaccine mandates and settled U.S. law, johnny?

Ha ha, you really had me going there for a minute, dumbfuck.

[sillydaddy]

Actually the dumbfuck is Clown...
The first sentence of the first post tells you what the thread is about ..!

[Clownkicker]

See, johnny, even sillydumbfuck knows Biden never mandated situps and pushups.

So why do you keep insisting he did?

[johnforbes]

As reiterated earlier, the mandate for pushups and situps is specific to forum participants.

In the interest of improved health for forum flabsters such as Clownblubber, a mandate has been imposed.

Clown should merely obey.

[Clownkicker]

johnny, runny turds have no authority to impose mandates.

The vaccine mandates we're talking about are the kind that are correct, Constitutional, and imposed by legal authorities.

[sillydaddy]

Even Bill Maher, the most liberal prick on Cable TV said > enough is enough..!!

[Clownkicker]

sillydummy, your own MOTHER said "enough is enough."

What's your point? WHAT is enough?

Why won't idiotic Trump supporters ever tell anyone what the fuck they are talking about?

[Clownkicker]

"Mandates do NOT need to be discussed."-johnflubs

Wow, dimwit johnny accidentally posted something true thinking he was being funny. It's true, mandates DO NOT need to be discussed. They are a dishonest partisan distraction from the issue before America.

However, VACCINE mandates DO need to be discussed (especially by dimwitted Trump supporters) but for some reason johnforbes refuses to talk about them. Instead he wanders off into some irrelevant distraction about ALL mandates.

Not once has he mentioned VACCINE mandates, which are different from other mandates. Not once has he addressed the fact that the U.S. Supreme Court has twice come down on the side on vaccine mandates already.

[johnforbes]

Those who are upset about Clown's failure to obey the forum mandates may write him at:

L. A. Zeboye
18 Hairsniffer Lane
Mudhole Manor, Mississippi 06969

His email is lazy_boy@yahoo.com

[Clownkicker]

Those who are upset about johnforbes' failure to address vaccine mandates on a thread about vaccine mandates may write him at:

Dishonestjohn
1 Gaping Asshole Drive
Dumfuck, VA 00000

His email is I'm_a_truly_stupid_fucker@turdmail.com

[johnforbes]

Clown should be doing pushups and situps, but he continues to defy the mandate.

Follow the science!

Those who are upset about Clown's failure to obey the forum mandates may write him at:

L. A. Zeboye
18 Hairsniffer Lane
Mudhole Manor, Mississippi 06969

His email is lazy_boy@yahoo.com

[Clownkicker]

Those who are upset about johnforbes' failure to address vaccine mandates on a thread about vaccine mandates need not write to him anywhere because he can't read.

[johnforbes]

We implore Clown to follow the science and adhere to the forum mandates.

[Clownkicker]

And we implore johhforbes to discuss vaccine mandates instead of dishonestly distracting from the issue with irrelevant absurdities, but what are the chances of that?

Without irrelevant absurdities, johnforbes has nothing to say.

This entire thread is proof of that fact.

[johnforbes]

We all hope that Clown will follow the science, abandon some of his flab, and begin to adhere to forum mandates on pushups and situps.

Follow the science!

[Clownkicker]

So I followed all the science. And the conclusion is that johnforbes is a dishonest partisan imbecile.

But we didn't need this thread to tell us that.

[johnforbes]

Clowntoker last saw his toes -- now hidden by his huge belly -- on November 4, 1942.

The mandate for Clown to do 500 situps per day remains in effect.

[Clownkicker]

Not once has dimwit johnny discussed vaccine mandates on a vaccine mandate thread he himself started.

What is wrong with him? Sounds like some sort of dementia.

[johnforbes]

Even assuming arguendo that that might be true (I've not checked), what difference does it make?

Whatever the starting point, the sparkling wit and deep wisdom of Mr. Forbes soon emerge regardless.

QED