Elkin is a Cotton-Picking Fool

By johnforbes - Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:24 pm

- Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:24 pm #55316

Tammy Wynette grew up picking cotton, but little Elkin was far too delicate for that task.

Elkin does wear nylons, but doesn't have the legs for it.

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