[johnforbes]

As the South is covered in ice, and the Northeast is covered in new snow, with subzero temperatures recorded with regularity...

[Clownkicker]

...the west coast has been in an unusually warm spell for weeks with only half of normal precipitation this winter and facing a drought from the unusual high pressure that sat for weeks over the northeast Pacific, diverting the jet stream and moisture into the arctic which then forced moisture-laden cold air south to the east of the Rockies dumping the west coast's precipitation on you poor suckers.

Yup, no indications of global warming anywhere.
We know an IQ of 32 doesn't allow one consider the big picture. Look up the word "global" johnny.
You won't find out about this issue by watching your local TV weatherman, which seems to represent the scope of your knowledge.

[johnforbes]

Please don't downplay your IQ of 32.

Besides, the Stanford-Binet indicates Clownhicker's IQ is 31.

[Grog]

Will Forbes be complaining about the lack of the conservatives' impending "Ice Age" when it is hot next summer? Probably not; he'll be too busy making scandalous wardrobe selections for his "running" attire.

Forbes, like all Tea Partiers, is still mystified that Australians run air conditioning and not furnaces when it's winter in the United States.

[johnforbes]

When Grog says "Tie me kangaroo down, sport," he is deadly serious.

[Grog]

See? I told you it befuddled him.

[johnforbes]

Grog is Elmer Fuddled.