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By lukethehammer
#31985
This one happened many years ago when the wife and I were first dating.

We went to a local beer festival and of course got pretty drunk. She was making me so excited in her short sun dress all night. There were two parts to this festival. One part was food and performances while the other was an Oktoberfest beer garden kind of set up. We were on the Oktoberfest side. That side closed and we were one of the last ones to leave the area. We stopped at a small parking lot right next to the festival grounds and started making out. Even though there were about four cars in the lot, we figured everyone already left.

We started making out in the middle of the parking log. It was dark as the festival lights were already off. Right away I went for her panties and slipped them off to the ground. After getting my hands full of her bare ass, I couldn't take it any more and lay her on the ground. After unzipping, I picked up her legs up into the air and started to go to town. She was holding on to my head, looking me in the eyes, and moaning like crazy. I pulled her dress up so I could grab her bare breasts while I gave her my full length. We were at it for probably about 10 to 15 minutes.

We were both very drunk after coming (pun) straight from the beer festival. My wife suddenly starts telling me that someone is watching. I was so drunk that I didn't realize what she was saying for at least another 30 seconds still giving my all to her. Finally, I realized what she was saying and stopped to pull out of her and get back on my feet. I looked up and noticed all the cars that were parked in the lot were now gone. I turned around and saw at least 30 to 40 people standing around watching us. My wife fixed her dress and we walked out of there as quick as we could.

For the next two months, we mostly stayed at home and avoided public dates. We were so embarrassed and worried we would run into a voyeur from that night. But sometimes I like to think back. In hind sight, it was pretty funny.
By Intrepid
#32054
I was walking across a parking lot one night and, had I been thinking, I might have gotten a good show.
A Chevy Blazer (full size) was parked under a security light that lit up the entire inside of the vehicle. There was a couple inside, the man sitting in the passenger seat with the seat leaned back, and the woman kneeling on the driver's seat facing sideways towards him. This looked a little odd to me, but being preoccupied with something else, It didn't really sink in what I was looking at. I do remember I got the instant impression that she was about to kneel over and give him a blowjob, but dismissed it.
After I got to where I was going, I sat down and ordered a beer and gave it some more thought. Had the couple wanted privacy, there were an unlimited amount of places in that parking lot that would have afforded them complete privacy and darkness. They were parked right under a light, near the entrance where I walked in. Then it hit me,
They were TRYING to be observed!
Forehead smack.
Lesson learned: keep your eyes open and pay attention no matter where you are.
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