[RealJustme]

- Government is complicated
- I've directed a thorough investigation into the matter
- The investigation found no one did anything wrong but identified areas we can improve upon.
- It’s really the Republican’s fault for not (fill in the blank)
- This a Republican witch hunt to distract from the real issues
- National security can't talk about it.
- I don't know
- I don't remember
- I had nothing to do with it
- That's not what I said when I said that.
- Let me clarify my earlier statements on the matter

Then the topping:

-We've spent enough time on this, it's old news, we need to move on…FORWARD

[RealJustme]

It's no surprising, here we have a child born to a card carrying communist and an anti-imperialist, barely making it to Hawaii to be born, abandoned by his womanizing father, raised up in 3rd world countries with a muslim stepfather who had nothing to do with American culture, using false documents to obtain college grants as an Indonesian to a prestigious ivy league university, but scored low due to his "chum gang" pothead tendencies, using false social security numbers for whatever reason... and finally, at the very least, a socialist activist with political friendships with some of the most radical anti-American voices today.... Hardly had occupied the office of Senate for 2 years before being vetted for the highest office, as should be done...now many in the media are asking why was a man like this elected to be our President?