[RealJustme]

Today he announced the only way to get things done dealy with Sandy was to cut through red tape and Government bureaucracy. :o Obama is a closet conservative...or is he just pandering for votes? If Obama thought there was to much red tape and Government bureaucracy why didn't he change it, why did his Administration add 72,000 pages of new Government red tape in the last year?

Obama sure is hard to figure out.

[Grog]

In developing related news: After Gov. Christie praised Obama's response to minimalize the "Superstorm" disruption of the final Season of "Jersey Shore," Young Marco, the dancing fool, announced that he would no longer let Christie eat a foot long Quiznos Best from his writhing loins at a fundraiser at the GOP's secret headquarters on Fire Island, NY.

"Being a chub myself," Young Marco told several naked Log Cabin Republicans, "I respect and enjoy that the ultra-chubby Chris Chrstie finds me attractive for my political positions and other positions I can assume for the highest bidder, but neither Master Mitt nor I can tolerate Governor Chrisitie saying nice things about Obama even if, heck, especially if they are true.

"To forget this horrendous transgression, I will be dancing tonight at the Tool House on Long Island. I will be dancing fully nude to find out just how long Long Island Republicans really are. Wish me luck!"