[elklindo69]

I told you it was all baloney....

WASHINGTON – Call him the Hoagie Hoister, the Prosciutto Pitcher, the Pastrami Perp or any of the other nicknames for the now infamous guy arrested here for throwing a sub sandwich at a federal officer.

Just don’t call Sean Charles Dunn an accused felon.

That much became clear when federal prosecutors failed to convince a grand jury to hand up felony charges against Dunn, the man authorities say is pictured on video throwing a sub sandwich at a federal agent in the nation’s capital amid the president's federal crackdown on crime, according to news reports.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office in the District of Columbia sought to charge Dunn with felony assault after he allegedly threw the wrapped sandwich at a Customs and Border Patrol agent during an Aug. 10 confrontation. The New York Times and Associated Press reported on Aug. 27 that the grand jury in DC voted against returning an indictment.

[johnforbes]

The point was probably akin to the attempt to pin felony charges on Trump for political purposes.

But, to be serious, the Sub Slinger was clear a menace to society.

Perhaps Mr Forbes is a tad crusty on this topic, but the edge of a stale Subway sandwich is sharp.

Mr Forbes tends to carry a Kershaw Blur, and one could shave with it. But it is nothing compared to the sharpness of a delicious Subway onion.

Lettuce move on because this topic provides a lot to digest.