[elklindo69]

I told you it was all baloney....

WASHINGTON – Call him the Hoagie Hoister, the Prosciutto Pitcher, the Pastrami Perp or any of the other nicknames for the now infamous guy arrested here for throwing a sub sandwich at a federal officer.

Just don’t call Sean Charles Dunn an accused felon.

That much became clear when federal prosecutors failed to convince a grand jury to hand up felony charges against Dunn, the man authorities say is pictured on video throwing a sub sandwich at a federal agent in the nation’s capital amid the president's federal crackdown on crime, according to news reports.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office in the District of Columbia sought to charge Dunn with felony assault after he allegedly threw the wrapped sandwich at a Customs and Border Patrol agent during an Aug. 10 confrontation. The New York Times and Associated Press reported on Aug. 27 that the grand jury in DC voted against returning an indictment.

[johnforbes]

The point was probably akin to the attempt to pin felony charges on Trump for political purposes.

But, to be serious, the Sub Slinger was clear a menace to society.

Perhaps Mr Forbes is a tad crusty on this topic, but the edge of a stale Subway sandwich is sharp.

Mr Forbes tends to carry a Kershaw Blur, and one could shave with it. But it is nothing compared to the sharpness of a delicious Subway onion.

Lettuce move on because this topic provides a lot to digest.

[elklindo69]

When guys who are dressed as if they played a round of golf at the country club toss foot long subs at you....then clearly the cops are worst of the worst.

How many tens of thousands of dollars in taxpayer dollars were wasted by the government for failing to indict a 12 dollar ham sandwich?

[johnforbes]

Mayorkas and Senile Joe brought in 8 million new illegal aliens which cost American taxpayers about 150 billion per year.

Money means nothing to Democrats...

[elklindo69]

A toast to the grand jury defending a great American Hero! The Trumped up charges were determined to be a bunch of baloney.

Poor Pirro got torpedoed by a submarine sandwich....

[johnforbes]

Others may weigh in, but I found Elkin's ham remarks a tad cheesy...

[Clownkicker]

His ham remarks weren't cheesy at all, dimwit.

Not once did elklindo mention anything about there being any cheese on the sandwich.

That's one of your many problems, dummy. You simply make up stupid shit in a futile attempt to be witty, but you can never refute the facts.

[johnforbes]

Clowntoker had butter be careful about his habit of jamming material into a sandwich thread.

His biting remarks, though, have given Mr Forbes food for thought, and he will chew that over in good time.

[elklindo69]

Pirro forgot that you have to prosecute people in an actual courtroom, not on television. And she can't BS her way in a courtroom like she did all the time as fox host.

Pirro and that other joker Habba are both on the same teeter-totter of stupidity. Felonies for submarine sandwiches and pardons for bear spray and poles....

[johnforbes]

To be fair (as the eminent Forbes always is), Elkin is not informed on a wide array of topics.

Bear spray is one of them.

There was a time when, as the clock neared midnight, Mr Forbes' perfectly shaped ears detected a growling in the distance, far down at the end of his lane.

Thus, Mr Forbes rose, and moved his sleek and supple somatic habitus in the direction of that noise. He did take along several forms of protection, including bear spray.

However, as Mr Forbes descended the deck steps, his taut and tan muscles flexing and pulsing in the darkness, he turned and saw a second big bear about 7 feet to his left.

Though many people have described Elkin as a skunk, he is not.

Skunks spray people, and that night Mr Forbes pointed the bear spray at the nearest bear causing it to flee instantly.

As Plato said: "Don't prepare only for the bear in the disstance, but ponder the possibility of another, nearer bear."

Point being: Bear spray is a serious short-term matter.

And, of course, the secondary point is that Elkin should cease spraying around such lapses of logic.