- Mon Jan 20, 2025 11:19 am
#138290
Now that Milley has been pardoned preemptively for apparently phoning Chinese military folks and promising to warm them, and now that Fauci has been pardoned for telling lies about funding gain of function, and now that Liz Cheney has been pardoned for deleting evidence exculpatory of Trump, the Honorable Forbes has decided to:
Pardon Clowntoker for his offensive posts violating both reason and logic from the period commencing on April Fool's Day of 1937 (at the dawn of the Worldwide Interwebs) to December 31, 1987.
As we all know, 1937 to 1987 was the early period during which Al Gore invented and perfected the Interweb.
Back in those days, modems were carved out of ivory obtained from elephant poachers.
Back then, men were men and women were grateful.
Pardon Clowntoker for his offensive posts violating both reason and logic from the period commencing on April Fool's Day of 1937 (at the dawn of the Worldwide Interwebs) to December 31, 1987.
As we all know, 1937 to 1987 was the early period during which Al Gore invented and perfected the Interweb.
Back in those days, modems were carved out of ivory obtained from elephant poachers.
Back then, men were men and women were grateful.
- By Clownkicker