- Fri Oct 11, 2024 4:34 pm
#137969
One of the most frequent questions received by Mr Forbes' esteemed staff is where Clowntoker stands on this gauge of generalized swishiness.
Here are the numbers, and we must all follow the science:
Liberace 100 percent
Richard Simmons 82 percent
Gertrude Stein 80 percent
Clowntoker 69 percent
T Walz 63 percent
Rock Hudson 59 percent
Burt Reynolds' Toupee 40 percent
Burt Reynolds 0 percent
Here are the numbers, and we must all follow the science:
Liberace 100 percent
Richard Simmons 82 percent
Gertrude Stein 80 percent
Clowntoker 69 percent
T Walz 63 percent
Rock Hudson 59 percent
Burt Reynolds' Toupee 40 percent
Burt Reynolds 0 percent
- By johnforbes