[johnforbes]

If Global Warming is even real (and 1974 and 1975 articles in Time and Newsweek said it was Global Cooling), Mr. Forbes has consented to put on his science hat and solve it.

Even before Mr Forbes has finished his first mug of black coffee, he has learned that marine **** brightening also known as marine **** seeding and marine **** engineering is a proposed solar radiation management climate engineering technique that would make ***** brighter, reflecting a small fraction of incoming sunlight back into space in order to offset anthropogenic global warming.

Mr Forbes is sending the bill for this chore to Al Gore.