[johnforbes]

As the semper-reliable Babylon Bee reports:


"WASHINGTON, D.C.—With infant formula shortages reaching crisis levels across the nation, Pete Buttigieg is struggling to find food for his twin babies and has been forced to resort to chestfeeding.

"Well, I'm sad it's come to this, but we have no choice. We have to chestfeed," said Buttigieg to his husband Chasten. "With any luck, we'll be able to harvest enough chestfluid to keep these babies nourished."

Chasten Buttigieg then looked on in horror as his husband Pete attempted to chestfeed two nursing babies.

"My first several attempts at chestfeeding have proven unsuccessful, even after hiring an expensive lactation consultant," Buttigieg later told reporters. "This is because human biology is homophobic and won't allow a gay man such as myself to feed his own baby. And now my babies are starving and my nipples are sore. Does anyone know any women? Any women at all? Help!"

[elklindo69]

Johnnie seems to be so concerned about this baby formula shortage. I must imagine that all of Matt Gaetz' "girlfirends" (in the literal sense) must be all on solid food by now....

[johnforbes]

Elkin, please keep up with the news.

That Gaetz story was fake and has long ago been debunked as a partisan ploy to nail him.

It didn't work.

[elklindo69]

ORLANDO, Fla. — Rep. Matt Gaetz’s ex-girlfriend testified Wednesday before a federal grand jury investigating him for sex crimes, a major development that suggests the Department of Justice may be moving closer to indicting him.

The ex-girlfriend, whose name is being withheld by NBC News to respect her privacy, has been in talks for months with prosecutors about an immunity deal. Under a possible deal, she would avoid prosecution for obstruction of justice in return for testifying in the investigation into whether Gaetz in 2017 had sex with a 17-year-old female for money and whether months later he and others violated a federal law prohibiting people from transporting others across state lines to engage in prostitution.

Legal sources familiar with the case say Gaetz is being investigated for three distinct crimes: sex trafficking the 17-year-old; violating the Mann Act, which prohibits taking women across state lines for prostitution; and obstructing justice.

[Clownkicker]

Don't disturb johnfibs with facts, elklindo.

You have facts johnfibs can't refute, while johnny has unsupported assertions, as always.

You're wasting your time because johnny will simply ignore the facts and then repeat his droning partisan bullshit.

[johnforbes]

Elkin, please keep up with the news.

That Gaetz story was fake and has long ago been debunked as a partisan ploy to nail him.

It didn't work.

[sillydaddy]

Pete Buttigieg is a faggot, a homo, a cock sucking sissy...

[elklindo69]

Silly...why do really care?

Get a life you jerk.

[johnforbes]

Elkin, please stop calling Clowntoker a "jerk."

Sure, Clown behaves like one on a daily basis, but our goal here is cordial, rational discourse.

Thus, despite Clown's relentless intellectual dishonesty, and the fact that no soda jerk in the mid-1950s has pulled more than Clown, I have declined to label his rootless, rabid raging the behavior of a "jerk."

[elklindo69]

Johnnie....ironically you should get a life as well. Now that Cawthorn is out of a job....perhaps you should invite him over to the next get together at the log cabin republican club. Maybe he'll show off his bra collection just for you....

LOL