[johnforbes]

"WASHINGTON, D.C.–Following President Biden's speech yesterday, the nation observed a moment of silence lasting exactly 0 seconds long as they read the names of those who suffered death at the hands of supporters of former President Donald J. Trump.

Vice President Kamala Harris thanked Biden for his bold speech and took to the podium to announce the moment of silence. An intern then reverently handed her a folded piece of paper.

Several media pundits watched as Harris carefully unfolded the paper and stared at it blankly for a moment before waving the intern back. The vice president could be heard whispering, "This is blank."

Kamala Harris then cackled wildly and said, "Thank you. This is a somber day." before slinking back into the shadow from whence she came.

Biden returned to the podium to thank President Harris for her fine work on the border. "Kelloramatap. Pollinwaffle." he added with tears in his eyes."

[Clownkicker]

If only johnforbes would give us all many days of silence instead of his monotonous droning about partisan made up stupid shit from his handlers.

[johnforbes]

I agree with Clown that we should all have moments of blissful peace, undisturbed by the nattering nabobs of negativism such as Clown.

But I take no position on yoga...

[Clownkicker]

johnny, this thread was started by a nattering nabob of negativism.

Your nattering consisting of made up negative stupid shit is what this thread is about.

You could give your partisan bullshit a rest, but you don't. It's what you do and it's what you are.

[johnforbes]

So Clown -- a nattering nabob of negativism -- started this thread?

I had no idea.

[Clownkicker]

If you would stop your incessant negative partisan nattering for a minute, you might realize the fact, dummy.

[johnforbes]

I have taken Clown's advice and paused, amid the din and tumult of this unsettled day, and pondered.

While gazing over the ice-coated land, with a pale sun vainly attempting to add some warmth, I felt a hitherto unknown inner peace.

The winter panoply seemed to be whispering, in concert, that Clown was a nattering nabob of nihilistic negativism.