[johnforbes]

Today, I invented a new holiday for Irish people.

If Clown does not honor it, he is a racist.

Anyhow, this holiday features the ritual "Peeling of the Potato" plus a ceremonial "Opening of the Sixpack."

As the only Irish guy in America who doesn't drink, this celebration left me moved.

[Clownkicker]

At least johnforbes targeted the proper audience of thick-skulled brainiacs for another idiotic holiday. The Irish already have one really stupid holiday where they celebrate by drinking (and peeing) green beer, singing loudly while drunk, pinching each other if not wearing green, parading around town in ridiculous costumes and silly hats, fighting with each other, and taping up four leaf clovers on every wall. How fake is that?

The thing I don't understand is why would johnflubs start ANOTHER stupid holiday that is exactly like the old holiday. If he wasn't as dense as an Irishman, he would simply observe the existing Irish holiday instead of trying to start another one just like it.

I think johnforbes must really be that decrepit Mr. Lang Syne guy that Robby Burns has every drunken lout singing about on New Years. I guess that makes TWO holidays for drunk Irish already. Dimwit's "Cloverama" thing would be a third dumb excuse to get drunk, not a second. If they weren't so blotto drunk all the time they might remember they had already celebrated a fake Irish holiday that year and not feel they need to do it again and again.

[johnforbes]

I'd like to thank Clownslacker for his graceful posting.

In the spirit of race-baiting "Reverend" Warlock of Georgia, however, it is clear that Clown, being white, is racist.

[Clownkicker]

Unbelievable...johnforbes just said that holiday stupidity (the thing I have been ridiculing) is a racial trait (i.e. a genetic trait) of the Irish. He didn't deny that the Irish do all the stupid holiday things I posted about because they do.

I myself am not a racist because I don't believe that Irish holiday stupidity is inherent in their genetic makeup, but who am I to argue with a boneheaded Irishman? He should know just how stupid he and his relations are better than I, right?

[johnforbes]

Oh heck, I never thought Clown was a racist.

Nor do Democrats who race-bait daily believe what they say.

But Dems call others "racist" all day and it is kinda fun.

For those reasons, Clown is a racist and should be banned from this fine forum for his hate speech.

[sillydaddy]

Clown is a racist hack...

[Clownkicker]

Oooh, wow....what a snappy comeback...

Fucking imbecile.

[johnforbes]

As with any person of good will, I'm shocked by these claims of racism against Clown.

But he was accused, so he must be guilty.

[Clownkicker]

Dimwit, no one is guilty of being a racist because they have been accused.

They are guilty of being racists because they, like you and sillydummy, perpetrate racist language, racist stereotypes, and racist behaviors.

I don't do that, so even if an ignoramus like you accuses me of being racist, I'm still not guilty because I didn't do anything racist that they can point to as evidence.

The evidence against you clowns is right here in your own words in black and white for all to see.



Don't worry, johnny. If you try really, really hard you might learn to speak English some day.

[johnforbes]

I'm just following the leftist rulebook.

Clown has been repeatedly accused of vile racist behavior.

Therefore, given the repeated accusations lodged against him, I am forced to condemn Clown's racism.

[Clownkicker]

Why in the world would you follow the "leftist handbook"?

You shouldn't do that any more than you should follow the "rightist handbook," which you usually do here..

Try using your brain and call it based on the facts instead of relying on your reactionary partisan hypocrisy.

When someone perpetrates racist behaviors the way you, sillydummy, and Trump do regularly, and that racist behavior is pointed out to you, you rightfully get called "racist."

When you can't point to anything I actually did that was racist, you shouldn't use the word because it removes all meaning from our common language.

[johnforbes]

My innate courtesy constrained me to assess Clown's racism by the leftist rulebook.


He was accused, and we must believe all accusers, and thus he is guilty.