[johnforbes]

Well, my staffers were reading back over Clownslacker's posts on this fine forum, which amounted to 893,000 posts over the past 73 years Clown has been online.

I found some of his arguments persuasive, so I applied to join the DNC.

Today's mail brought the sad news that my application was rejected for having too high an IQ and too high a testosterone level.

Thoughts?

[Clownkicker]

johnny, you are mystified that the Democrats want nothing to do with a clown who supports a guy who plays golf while Americans are losing their apartments, jobs, and family members to COVID-19. A guy who is so stupid that he ridicules those who wear masks to protect their fellow citizens from sickness and death. A guy who stands idly by and supports a president threatening to declare martial law and have the army take over elections in America. A guy who supports the pardons and release of convicted murderers and corrupt politicians. A guy who agrees with Trump telling armed white supremacist militias to "stand by." A guy who believes in a widespread conspiracy by his own Republican party to give the election to Biden. A guy who despises our Supreme Court, considers our Right Wing AG Barr to be a traitor, considers extreme Right Wing hawk Bolton to be a RINO, considers Senator McConnell to be a spineless RINO, and believes just about all the other debunked Qanon conspiracy bullshit targeted at the brain dead ignoramuses this country contains.


Yes, dimwit johnforbes represents the high IQ part of the Republican party that Democrats want nothing to do with.

And johnforbes is so stupid that he can't understand why in the world the Democrats wouldn't welcome such a hypocritical Republican douchebag into their fold?

When you get a clue, johnny, get back to us. I hope you get everything you deserve this Christmas.

[johnforbes]

I am merely reporting the news in this solemn season.

Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree, don't mean a thing now that socialists are here with thee.

I'll have a blue, blue Christmas that's certain.

[Clownkicker]

So the "news" is that you were rejected by the DNC?

Everyone has known for decades that you're a reject. I think you need to look up the definition of "news."

Something that everyone already knows is not news, dimwit.

[johnforbes]

Speaking of dim bulbs, it is wonderful to see Clownslacker on this fine December morn.

And let's be fair, I have only criticized Clown for everything he has done or not done, so that seems equitable.

[Clownkicker]

But you only criticize me for things I never said and never criticize me for things I actually say, because you can't.

That is not at all equitable, dummy. It's what children do.

So there, nyah, nyah, nyah...


(Sometimes one is forced to address another in the only language he can understand.)

[johnforbes]

Come on, be fair.

It is easier to attack you for things you never said, although an eminently reasonable personage such as myself will also attack for things said as well.

This is Internet karma, as it ebbs and flows in the vast reach of the cosmos.