[johnforbes]

Please check, but weren't these the very words were uttered by Bill Clinton after he left his DNA on Monica's blue dress?

[Clownkicker]

Nobody spells it that way, dummy. Maybe YOU should check with Strunk and White?


You really should register for that community college creative writing class, johnny.

Have someone--ANYONE-- enlighten you as to how funny your writing isn't.

[johnforbes]

My posts here will almost surely inspire a new classic, The Elements of Forum Style

[Clownkicker]

Well, The Elements of Flaming Style perhaps.

[johnforbes]

For Elkin, certainly.