[johnforbes]

Washington, D.C. (March 14):

"The Surgeon General of the VW Politics Forum has announced that Mr. Clown R. Toker has tested positive for Trump Derangement Syndrome. In an effort to contain the virus, Mr. Toker will self-quarantine for 13 days, the usual incubation period for the disease's more virulent strain known in medical circles as Frothing-at-the Mouth Trump Derangement."

[elklindo69]

John Forbes IQ test came back negative...

[johnforbes]

Sure, but the test works differently for those of us with Irish ancestry.

We take the test, score zero, and then the academics add 160 points for Irish affirmative action.

[sillydaddy]

Elk, how many leaves on a four leaf clover?

[elklindo69]

Silly...shouldn't you be checking your 401k account?