[johnforbes]

As many of you know, Clown lives in a commune.

It consists of various shacks, huts, and yurts , and every evening the aging hippies who reside there smear themselves with bear grease and dance around a big Festivus pole.

After that, they bow their heads and listen to readings from Karl Marx.

To save money on Christmas presents, Clown plans to wear a MAGA hat to Thanksgiving dinner, thereby enraging the leftists there, and relieving himself of the obligation to buy them Christmas gifts.

[sillydaddy]

Wouldn't just declaring he will give only to the poor saps that believe his bullshit accomplish the same thing?