[johnforbes]

One boy in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.

At first the infant Clownhicker, mewling in the nurse's arms.

Then the whining school boy, creeping like a snail unwillingly to school.

Then the swishy lover Clownteener, sighing like a furnace, with a woeful ballad made to his towel boy's eyebrow.

Then the non-soldier Clowndodger, slippery as an eel in avoiding service.

You get the drift.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^There hangs that floppy dick that RealTool hath blown I know not how oft.

Where be your gibes now? your gambols?
Your flashes of red satin panties that were wont to set the rest stop truckers on a roar? :o

[johnforbes]

One boy in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.

At first the infant Clownhicker, mewling in the nurse's arms.

Then the whining school boy, creeping like a snail unwillingly to school.

Then the swishy lover Clownteener, sighing like a furnace, with a woeful ballad made to his towel boy's eyebrow.

Then the non-soldier Clowndodger, slippery as an eel in avoiding service.

You get the drift