[Intrepid]

Read today that Webb Hubble's daughter Chelsea Clinton is considering a run for president next go around.

The mind fairly boggles with the possibilities.
But I have one critical question:

Hey Dogshit!
Can we get a rousing "Madam President!" up in dis bitch?

Be the first one to jump on the bandwagon ahead of even your info source, Rachel Madcow.

[RealJustme]

Chelsea Clinton? Her biggest accomplishment is latching onto a Wall Street Banker for a husband.

[Dogzilla]

Doesn't a Daisy Chain usually involve more than 2 people?

[RealJustme]

What's a daisy chain dog? Or are you just stepping in to defend the Clinton child?

[Dogzilla]

Use your google picture search. but please note....there's always more than 2 involved.

[namngulfvet]

Use your google picture search. but please note....there's always more than 2 involved.

So your saying the Clintons loved "Dasy Chains"? wow good to know your on top of this

[Dogzilla]

Did you SEE me mention anything about the Clintons, you fucking moron?? If not, then it's not about them. What the hell is WRONG with you??

[johnforbes]

Not only is Chelsea's hubby a hedge fund manager, but his father was a crooked politician, was he not?

[Dogzilla]

"Jared"

[Clownkicker]

"The tampon has been passed to a new generation!"-LoserBoyAssClownInsipid

Well, apparently Loser Boy Insipid is notifying us he finally passed on his family legacy to his grandson.


Now yap and snarl for me, you impotent little Loser Boy. Do your usual spastic dance for me. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I command you.

[johnforbes]

Yeah, Jared's father was apparently a crook too.

But our principle in the West is to not assume generational guilt.

So Chelsea's hubby may be honest, at least to the extent a hedge fund manager can be.

By all accounts, Jared is a nice, polite kid and for all I know so is Chelsea's hubby.

[RealJustme]

Chelsea has never even had a driver's license, her first home cost $10 Million, she doesn't even know how to open a door. She has never managed anything, thinking that someone like her is a good choice for even dog catcher is stupid.

[Dogzilla]

" she doesn't even know how to open a door."

You have no idea HOW stupid you sound, do you?

[pope9]

Chelsea has never even had a driver's license, her first home cost $10 Million, she doesn't even know how to open a door. She has never managed anything, thinking that someone like her is a good choice for even dog catcher is stupid.

LMAO!!! Thou speaketh the truth.

[sillydaddy]

Obviously Dog witnessed Chelsea's alleged encounter with the stubborn portal.. :lol: :lol:

[Dogzilla]

You've never had such an encounter, eh?
:lol:

I was entering the hospital the other day. they have one of those giant revolving doors that's big enough for a wheelchair. Anyway.....as I approached, there was nobody else nearby, and the door was turning at a steady, brisk speed. I timed my stride to perfectly coincide with the door, and entered at the outer edge of it, so that two steps would put me inside and on my way.

With no one else in the damn thing, and with me not touching the door in any way, somehow it sensed that I was in some way in trouble....so it stopped. It fucking stopped! But only for a second. They second was plenty long enough for me to faceplant into the door in front of me. The door now sensed that there was another problem, so it started up, moving very quickly. Quickly enough to swat me on the ass and heels.

And again it stopped. And started....slowly and steadily enough that I was able to make my escape.

WTF?? If they're gonna put sensors in those damn things, as least tone down the rapid and violent changes in speed. Damn!

And no.....I haven't seen Chelsea's battle with a door. Nor have I seen her tampons.

[johnforbes]

Some of those hospital doors are timed in order to create new patients.

This assures ongoing business for the hospital.

[tvd]

Dog probably barks at himself when looking in mirrors too.
It's OK Dog....it is just you.....

[Dogzilla]

grrrrrrrr