- Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:24 pm
#80335
Just received this mail which is germane to the thread:
To: The Honorable John J. Forbes
From: Mr. D. Zilla
Re: Retirement from the Forum
This is to inform you that I have filed my retirement papers from the forum. I have chosen to take this step for two reasons.
First, having availed myself of the sagacity of you, Mr. Forbes, I have changed all my opinions and now agree with you on every issue relevant to the cosmos. Thank you for enlightening me and taking me out of my medieval darkness.
Second, I am resigning to take advantage of an early retirement buyout offer from the forum. This will enable me to have the forum subsidize my health insurance until I can go on Medicare at age 65.
In closing, I'd like to express my appreciation for your wit, wisdom, warmth and free-floating joie de vivre.