[johnforbes]

Elkindope did a lot of work to establish his reputation as the dumbest person on the Internet.

Globally, there are about 1/2 billion people online, so Elkin had a lot of stupid people to compete with.

But he won.

[Clownkicker]

Would someone please explain to johnforbes that when someone is said to be "lopping" heads, they aren't actually cutting off anyone's head.

And it is just a reasonable to say that Trump is "lobbing" heads, which of course doesn't mean that he is literally throwing them aside either, just so you don't worry too much about it. It just means Trump is tossing people aside, figuratively

Trump could just as easily be "lobbing" heads as "lopping" heads. It's just a silly saying.

But with johnny, if it isn't a tired cliche or platitude that has been overused to the point of being meaningless, then it ain't good English to him.

That's part of what makes posts by johnforbes so dull and uninteresting.
If johnny posted it, then you've already heard it a thousand times before.

[johnforbes]

Come on, Clown, you can't defend Elkin's stupidity.

You know how weak your failed attempt at a defense was.

[tvd]

The "B" and the "P" aren't even next to each other on the keyboard.
Could not possibly be a typo.

And notice the ad hominem skirmish that Clown-moid uses against Forbes.....when he vehemently complained about against me on a different thread.

Clown-moid IS what he hates...a hypocrite.

[Clownkicker]

tvmoron, you need to look up "ad hominem" instead of opening your yap about things you don't understand.

"(of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining."

My entire post is against johnny's faulty position.
I didn't just dismiss him by saying "johnforbes is fat so we don't need to listen to him" (the way johnforbes does regularly) or some other idiotic thing the way you and Insipid do which is unrelated to the point of the thread.
I posted on topic, the gist of which is "someone on this board is stupid." I HAD to point out johnny's stupidity in order to show who the stupid one is.
I explained why johnny's POSITION on "lobbing vs. lopping" is stupid. I didn't just say that he is stupid without explaining that he is wrong, whether or not elklindo made a mistake. Even if elklindo made a mistake, johnny's need to only speak in established cliches is still more stupid than the initial mistake. Either "lopping" or "lobbing" is just fine in this context.

See the difference?

No, you don't, because you're an asshole-obssessed, ignorant tool who can't explain anything you believe in rational terms. You are incapable of arguing aginst someone's POSITION, unlike myself.
So slink away and get another medical tool shoved up your ass or try to have some other guy eat your dick.
You'll have a better day than futilely trying to get me or anyone else here to do it for you.

^^^^THAT would be just an ad hominem attack except I argued against your stupid position, not just against you, dimwit. :lol:

[johnforbes]

Elkin didn't make a mistake.

Nor was it a typo.

He just didn't know the difference.

Which merely cements his reputation as the dumbest person on the Internet.

[Clownkicker]

There IS no difference, dummy. They mean the same thing.

It's just a cliche that no one is forced to use exactly the way you want it just because you can't think in anything but established cliches.
If you bothered to point out RealTool's ignorant usage or Insipid's equally, that might be different, but you don't.
When they say something equally "wrong" you let it go.
You're nothing but a partisan hypocrite.

Grow up, for gods sake.
English is a living language.

[Intrepid]

Remember, Elkindoofus is the one that calls others a, "Lying hack of shit."

Did he mean a side hack filled with shit?
Is this some obscure motorcycle reference?

Or is Elkindoofus just stupid?

We, except for AssClown Loser Lucky, know.

[Clownkicker]

I took it to mean the person was a liar (like you) and a hack (like you) who was full of shit (as are you.)

It's a clever, more succinct expression of the idea, isn't it, you Lying Hack of Shit Loser Boy Insipid? :lol:

[johnforbes]

Not since Lloyd Bridges on "Sea Hunt" has a person been in over his head more than Elkin.

[tvd]

Whoooowheeee!
Look at that diatribe!
Prolly took him at least 20 minutes to write.....
Get any spit foam on your keyboard, fuckwad?

Do I own this prick or what?
Intrepid and I will need to duel over who owns him more.

I got a whole lot of rebuttal to say, but he is not worth it.

Just be absolutely sure and aware that Clown-moid is what he hates. A hypocrite.

L fucking OL.

[Clownkicker]

"a whole lot of rebuttal to say"?
johnforbes will be along any minute to ridicule your absurd phraseology. :lol:
But you've got what you always have, tvdummy---nothin'.

Just your usual drive-by whining and that's it.
Well, besides your Loser Boy Assclown Insipid spastic tap dancing and igno-rant impersonation, of course. :lol: :lol:

[tvd]

See?

I absolutely and specifically used that phrase to dangle the bait.

And he bit.

All he can do is criticize the person, the spelling, the phraseology, etc. and he thinks that invalidates any point that is being made.

Hypocrite.

[Clownkicker]

Yeah, of course you did, dummy.

Just more nothin', as always. :lol: :lol:

[tvd]

Yeah right....u are owned!

[tvd]

Well, besides your Loser Boy Assclown Insipid spastic tap dancing and igno-rant impersonation, of course. :lol: :lol:

Hey intrepid...check this out....he thinks we are the same poster!!!! L fucking OL!!!!!!

I bet his next crap posting will be that we are multinicking!!!

L fucking OL.

[Clownkicker]

"Hey intrepid...check this out....he thinks we are the same poster!!!!"-stupidfuckwad

Jesus, tvd, now you need to look up "impersonation".

Honestly, what is it with all you ignorant Righties who don't speak English?

(And his name is INSIPID fer cripes sake. Where do you get those stupid names? :lol: )

[Intrepid]

Lets all take a moment to savor AssClown Loser Lucky dancing on command, confused and overwrought by his attempts to defend the Stupidest Person on the Internet, Elkindoofus.

Of course he resorts to his standard course of action, the well known silly ass word game.

We also note that Elkindoofus, having once again stuffed both feet in his mouth and having once again been punked for it, has not returned to this thread to defend the error that AssClown Loser Lucky claims was actually a very good and accurate description.

Two of a kind, Dumb and Dumber.

Only, which is which?

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^ Now I've got tvd and Insipid doing a two-of-a-kind duo "Dumb and Dumber" dancing routine.
Insipid said so himself.
Neither can make an argument for their case.
"Which is which?" indeed. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dance for me some more, Loser Boy!
I command you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Intrepid]

^^^^^Owned.
With his trademark silly ass word game thrown in to boot.
AND, if that weren't enough, a tribute to me with his mimicry.

It's good to be king.

[Clownkicker]

Nice spastic routine, Insipid, but where's your partner in crime? Did you toss him from the act?

Dance for me some more, Loser Boy. I command you.
You're moronic solo act is a hoot, as always. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[johnforbes]

When Clown recently made a mistake regarding plural and possessive, I did kid about it.

But he knew the difference, and we all make typos.

In this case, Elkin almost surely didn't know the difference, but that's why this forum is so constructive for young leftists like Elkin.

We are helping Elkin grow up.