[johnforbes]

With all the talk of Brexit, my staff members have been working with Grog's staffers to coordinate his graceful exit from the forum.

To be fair, an elderly rhino with osteoarthritis is more graceful than Grog on his best day, but set that aside.

Over the course of his 72 years of wreaking havoc on the forum, Grog has posted 18,104,463 times under a total of 43,283 fake login names.

His postings have provided a counterpoint to rationality, and have generally constituted a morass of partisan babble.

But be of good cheer; soon, the forum will be Grog-free.

[Dogzilla]

"Over the course of his 72 years of wreaking havoc on the forum, Grog has posted 18,104,463 times under a total of 43,283 fake login names"

You're posting as John Forbes. Jus' sayin'......

[johnforbes]

But that's my real name.

Er, my real names.

On this forum anyhow.

To be fair, when I first logged on -- it was a clear morning in the autumn of 1938 -- I used the login Kilroy W. Hier.

[Dogzilla]

I was wondering who that was.

[johnforbes]

The Enigma machine was used to decipher secret messages in WW II.

It would take a device far more powerful to analyze the many and various fake logins used by Lucky.

[elklindo69]

WOW...the enigma machine. I haven't heard that one in a while.

Where the hell have you been Tardo? My brokerage uses 128 bit encryption. Which means that all the computers on the planet would be working nonstop for decades using brute force computing to crack the code.

John Forbestarbo is a textbook example of brute force idiocy...

:lol:

[johnforbes]

Elkin, you really are so stupid that you don't have the slightest clue when somebody is joking.

Okay, computers have not improved since World War II.

In fact, my new desktop is a 1944 model made entirely of wood.