- Sun Jan 24, 2016 4:35 pm
#67671
"The Evolution of johnforbes"
When johnforbes was very young, (the left side of the evolution chart) you can see him dragging his branches on the ground as a dull "sap"ling.
In middle school his teachers likened him to a fence post.
These days, toward the right of the chart, johnforbes does his stump simulation for us all on an almost daily basis.
Now his future looks pretty bleak because it's hard to imagine anyone getting any dumber than a stump.
But if anyone can exceed our expectations of childishness, unwarranted arrogance, mindless repetition, non sequiturs, and vapid stupidity in this virtual clear-cut of a forum, I'm sure it will be wooden johnny.