[elklindo69]

House Speaker John A. Boehner (R-Ohio), faced with a constant conservative rebellion, told Republicans Friday morning that he will resign at the end of October.

The resignation will end a nearly five-year reign as speaker, allowing House Republicans to approve a short-term government funding bill that will avert a shutdown of federal agencies. Boehner’s hold on the speaker’s gavel had grown increasingly unsteady amid threats from more than 30 Republicans that they would force a no-confidence vote in his speaker’s position, which would have forced him to rely on Democratic votes in order to remain in charge.

[Clownkicker]

But what johnforbes wants to know is, does Boehner have a large ass and can it be seen from space?

You know, all the stuff john finds politically relevant.

[johnforbes]

Like Clownlicker, Boehner is a large ass.

But let's be candid:

Only Hillary's end is so large -- so multi-dimensional, so pant-suited -- that it is visible from space.

[elklindo69]

Boehner is quitting because he refuses to shut down the government over planned parenthood.

Lunacy!!!

:lol:

[johnforbes]

Boehner is going to play Roy Orbison's "Crying" as his exit tune.