[johnforbes]

On another thread, Clowndoper criticized my intellect.

He knows I am Irish, and thus his remark is racial.

In my case, though, I learned to read at the same age as all rural Irish kids -- 23.

Okay, 24.

But, by the age of 30, I was able to count to 10 by removing my shoes.

[Clownkicker]

One thing for certain, I recognize someone with all the intelligence of a sack o' potatas.

[johnforbes]

I found that potato remark apeeling.

[Clownkicker]

Unfortunately, johnforbes' rehashed potato comment is an all-too-familiar blight on this forum.

[johnforbes]

Just eyeing this thread, it would seem some good posts have sprouted.

[Clownkicker]

Clearly, what we need here are some anti-Corn Laws to criminalize such tiresomely simple 'humor' before we all starve for lack of intelligent discourse from this big, dumb Mick.

[johnforbes]

Heavens, my potato remarks have been mashed.

[Clownkicker]

It's just that your Irish/potato puns always leave an unpleasant "Eire" of unimaginative childishness wafting about the forum.

[johnforbes]

Let us lift up our voices in communal song:

Oh, the breezes that blow across the sea from Ireland, are perfumed by the heather as they blow.

[Clownkicker]

Oh dummy boy, the cops, the cops are calling,

'Tis you, 'tis you must leave the internet forever and I must bide.

[johnforbes]

As the train pulled out today from Derry city, a thousand memories lingered in my mind.

Why does Clownhacker have to go? It isn't such a pity.

And the utter paucity of friends he leaves behind.

[Clownkicker]

I stumbled upon this sheet music in my collection, a song about johnforbes' days as a soldier.

http://irishsheetmusicarchives.com/Shee ... 00-264.htm
On the cover johnforbes is seen relaxing with one of his many Army "buddies for life" during a respite from the fighting.
Yes, war is hell, my friends. Or at least very difficult to watch.

[johnforbes]

My security personnel long ago warned me not to click on Clownviruser's posts.

[Clownkicker]

This is how you know jonforebes is a big pussy.

He's scared of a site called "Irish sheet music archives" :lol:


(Of course johnny clicked on it. He just wants to add more lies to his dishonesty.)

[RealJustme]

This is how you know jonforebes is a big pussy.

Clown, it sound as if you feel people with pussies are some how inferior; shame on you! Damn libtard. :o

[Clownkicker]

I didn't say people WITH pussies are inferior, you idiot.

I said men who ARE pussies are inferior. You know, people like you and johnny.
Trolls are one of the most common type of pussy.
Assholes who drive their dicks around are another common type. It's called overcompensating for what they lack.

[RealJustme]

I didn't say people WITH pussies are inferior, you idiot.

Yes you did!

[Clownkicker]

Quote me saying it then, you lying sack of shit. :lol:

[johnforbes]

Yes, I am afraid of sheet music archive sites.

It is very well known that most of them are virus-infested nests of doom.