[johnforbes]

Clowngayer's new autobiography is now at Barnes & Noble, and may also be ordered via Amazon.

It is entitled "For Whom the Belle Trolls."

[Dogzilla]

A virtual riot is what you are!

[Clownkicker]

Dog, johnny is the only poster here who starts personal attack threads to garbage up the forum.
The reason he does it is because he can never rally an intelligent response to those who point out his hypocrisy or destroy the idiotic premises for his arguments.

On most of them he is talking to himself for four or five posts until he finally realizes his trolling isn't going to get him anything.
On a few others, RealTool and a couple reactionary friends join in the attacks for shits and giggles because that's what the simple minded do.

Regardless, you shouldn't encourage his junking up the board with such crap by responding to them in any way.
It doesn't take much to feed his feeble mind's delusions of grandeur.

[Dogzilla]

I'm pretty sure that Johnny doesn't need any encouragement at all for him to continue his "wit" here. I've seen several threads where he is the ONLY poster, yet he continues to post more of his wittiness.

On a side note, are you gonna be trolling for sharks this year?

[Intrepid]

That's a hoot. Loser Lucky would be well advised to follow his own advice. Forbes posts something and the angry ankle biter comes snapping and snarling out from under the bed.

[Clownkicker]

Naw, last time I went fishing for sharks was as a kid.

We filled a 24 ft. boat with dogfish that we caught on hand lines and then took them to a neighbor's place to grind them into fish fertilizer. (Other times it was starfish we picked up off the beach. A boat full of starfish really looks peculiar.)
My dad was way ahead of his time with the organic gardening thing back in the 50's and 60's.

Now, if I'm not going to eat something, I leave it alone.
They're beautiful to watch and as long as I'm not too close, I let them be.

If you're actually in an area where there are too many of them for the environment to handle, I'd say you should catch the excess and grow veggies with them.



And then there's PainfulTroll... :lol:

[Dogzilla]

I was kinda asking if you were going "swimming" at the shore. Lots of people on the beach this year. Some of em are actually going in the water. LOL

Yeah....I think that Toothache would make some really good fertilizer.

[johnforbes]

Other than the 34,821 attack threads started by Clownhater under his 32,156 fake login names, he is as pure as the driven snow.

[Dogzilla]

It seems that Clownkicker has a target-rich field in which to pursue his favorite pastime!

[johnforbes]

As do we all.

Except for me, of course.

My staffers read this thread, and do all the posting.

My role here is strictly supervisory.

[Clownkicker]

johnny, your staff misspelled "stupidvisory"

I expect you'll be shutting off the water to their shipping container bunk house.

[johnforbes]

As the red glare of the rockets subsides into the night, memories of the 4th fade.

However, it is not too late to declare independence from the Internet because of the hurtful comments from Clowndolter.

Accordingly, I hereby depart the Internet forever.

[Dogzilla]

We have a better chance of winning the lottery.

[johnforbes]

That reminds me of the time I was kicked out of the casino in Monte Carlo.

It was in May, and we were in town for the Grand Prix.

We were staying that year on the Riviera del Fiori, and it was unseasonably chilly.

[Dogzilla]

And I am pretty certain that you were the grandest prix of all. Wait.....that should be spelled p r i c k s.

[Intrepid]

I'm giving 5 to 1 that neither of the two former banned bozos got the double/double entendre title of this thread. One because he's a drug addled pothead, the other because he's a former public school teacher who now spends his time as an active pedophile.

[Dogzilla]

A DOUBLE entendre, eh? I'm a bit surprised that you can count that high.

[Intrepid]

There's one...

[Dogzilla]

Good job!

[johnforbes]

This thread is in its infancy, with countless fabulous posts ahead of it.

Still, it is not too early to thank everybody for their contributions to it.

[elklindo69]

Clowngayer's new autobiography is now at Barnes & Noble, and may also be ordered via Amazon.

It is entitled "For Whom the Belle Trolls."

I wonder if Forbestardo ever wakes up in the morning with the goal of not being an asshole for one day in his life...

[johnforbes]

There is no doubt Elkin wonders many things, but his small mind does more wandering.

On the plus side, Elkindope gives both sides of every issue -- the leftist side and the kneejerk liberal side.

[Dogzilla]

Have you always been retarded?

[RealJustme]

Have you always been retarded?

Dog, Elk is just Clown pretending be retarded.

[Dogzilla]

I was referring to Forbes.

[johnforbes]

Moi?

Heaven forfend, I spent the best 3 years of my life in the 6th grade.

[Dogzilla]

[sillydaddy]

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down !

[Clownkicker]

Looks like the night sillydaddy shit his pants.

Get over it, silly. You are free to fly the stupid thing in your own front yard.

[Intrepid]

That isn't an earthquake in South by god Carolina, it's all of AssClown Loser Lucky's ancestors spinning in their graves.

[elklindo69]

The politicians in SC debated for 12+ hours whether or not they should take the flag down?

A simple vote...either it stays up or goes down.

WTF is there to debate?

[johnforbes]

Lot of idiotic talk about the confed flag.

A symbol of the rights of states -- not slavery.

Of course, how many of Obama's supporters ever read a history book?

[Clownkicker]

Lot of idiotic talk about the Nazi flag.

A symbol of the rights of National Sovereignty and throwing off the untenable conditions of the Versailles Treaty -- not killing Jews.

Of course, how many rednecks ever read a history book?

[johnforbes]

What sort of a moron would compare the Confederacy to the Nazis?

Well, we have the answer.

A moron like Clowncretin.

[Clownkicker]

You post your idiocy, johnny, and you'll get back the same.

What was one of the main "States Rights" that the south was fighting for?

The right to own slaves, to force the North to allow slavery in the North by Southerners while visiting, and to have escaped slaves returned to the South. Read the declarations of reasons for succession by the southern states. Ironically, South Carolina's spells it out most clearly. I didn't just make it up.
http://avalon.law.yale.edu/19th_century/csa_scarsec.asp

Don't take my word for it. Take the South's word for it.
Of course, how many history books has johnforbes ever read?

(I'm well aware that the document has too many words in it for dimwits of the reactionary Right to digest, but what are ya gonna do?)

[Clownkicker]

Here's a good site for them all:

http://www.ucs.louisiana.edu/~ras2777/a ... ssion.html

What's the first thing they talk about as reason for secession? Slavery.

Mississippi's is particularly clear in its second paragraph: "Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery-- the greatest material interest of the world."

[johnforbes]

What sort of a moron would compare the Confederacy to the Nazis?

Well, we have the answer.

A moron like Clowncretin.

[Clownkicker]

"What sort of a moron would compare the Confederacy to the Nazis?"-jonforbes

Of course, I DIDN'T compare the Confederacy to the Nazis.
I compared deluded perceptions of the Confederate flag to deluded perceptions of the Nazi flag.

The "our heritage" proponents of the Stars and Bars have their patriotic counterparts in Germany. They are called Neo-Nazis. What they are really saying is that they are entirely ignorant of that heritage.
They try to tell us all what the Nazi flag means to them and johnforbes calls "Bullshit" on it because he knows it stands for the right to commit genocide.
But the KKK and bigoted southerners who want the Stars and Bars flying over the State Houses all of a sudden pretend that the fact that that flag is morally offensive to many and represents another state-sanctioned genocide in our own country should just be overlooked because "you just don't understand sweet little ole us and out traditions."

The southern states officially declared their beef with the north was primarily about slavery.
That's what the Stars and Bars "represents" because they all said so themselves.
Saying it is really about a "state's right" to have slavery doesn't make it any prettier, johnny.
It's still morally repugnant.

[johnforbes]

It is a nice summer afternoon and time for me to go for a run.

There is just time enough to say:

What sort of a moron would compare the Confederacy to the Nazis?

Well, we have the answer.

A moron like Clowncretin.

[Clownkicker]

What sort of a moron would claim someone compared the Confederacy to the Nazis when the evidence against that lie is there for everyone to see?

Well, we have the answer.

A moron like johnfuckedup.

(For the dimwitted, comparing modern Neo-Nazis to the KKK and modern rednecks is not comparing the Confederacy to Nazis. Nor is comparing attitudes toward Nazi flags and Confederate flags the same as comparing the Confederacy and Nazis. But I'm talking to ignorant Southern dumbfucks, so I guess we need to make allowances.)

[johnforbes]

Nice afternoon out there.

What sort of a moron would compare the Confederacy to the Nazis?

Well, we have the answer.

A moron like Clowncretin.

[Malcolm]

“The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” is a song written by Canadian musician Robbie Robertson, first recorded by The Band in 1969 and released on their self-titled second album.

The lyrics tell of the last days of the American Civil War and its aftermath. Confederate soldier Virgil Caine “served on the Danville train,” the main supply line into the Confederate capital of Richmond, Virginia. General Robert E. Lee’s Army of Northern Virginia is holding the line at the Siege of Petersburg. As part of the offensive campaign, Union Army General George Stoneman’s forces “tore up the track again”.

Levon Helm on drums/vocals.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Band/_/The ... Dixie+Down

[johnforbes]

Helm, a talent and a gentleman.