Hey, Merry Christmas

Come on Clown, lighten up, it was meant a compliment and a reason we should all be thankful during this season. There is nothing more appealing than a honey cured ham coming out of a oven. Sorry if pork offends you but Merry Christmas anyway.

Re: Hey, Merry Christmas#51309

By Clownkicker - Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:52 pm

- Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:52 pm #51309

I was looking for a Christmas miracle, but The Tool is as slow with a joke as ever.
Talk about yer "lighten up". :lol:

The only one slower on this wondrous night is our little dumber boy johnforbes.
He's probably out beating it at a snow-dusted truck stop somewhere along the interstate.

Just a warning, johnny: that guy over there in the red suit telling you to be a good boy is NOT Santa Claus.
Don't fall for it.

Re: Hey, Merry Christmas#51318

By Malcolm - Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:37 pm

- Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:37 pm #51318

I'm kinda partial to the big ass "Cooks Butt Portion" (bone in) ham......

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Re: Hey, Merry Christmas#51325

By johnforbes - Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:41 am

- Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:41 am #51325

Do you hear what I hear?

It is the sound of Clowndumber mewling.

Re: Hey, Merry Christmas#51330

By Clownkicker - Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:19 am

- Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:19 am #51330

^^^^^^^Just got home, eh, johnny?

I hope you didn't do anything too degrading last night.

Re: Hey, Merry Christmas#51343

By johnforbes - Thu Dec 25, 2014 2:06 pm

- Thu Dec 25, 2014 2:06 pm #51343

All of us knew Clowndoper as a socialist, of course, and a person we'll never spot on "Jeopardy!"

Now, however, Clownsissy appears to be turning as gay as Grog.

Re: Hey, Merry Christmas#51352

By Clownkicker - Thu Dec 25, 2014 7:08 pm

- Thu Dec 25, 2014 7:08 pm #51352

^^^^^The lady doth protest too much, methinks. :lol:

Re: Hey, Merry Christmas#51364

By johnforbes - Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:39 am

- Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:39 am #51364

All of us knew Clowndoper as a socialist, of course, and a person we'll never spot on "Jeopardy!"

Now, however, Clownsissy appears to be turning as gay as Grog.

Re: Hey, Merry Christmas#51366

By Clownkicker - Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:04 am

- Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:04 am #51366

^^^^Nothin' but copy-and-paste. :lol:

Intellectual impotence is a terrible thing, ain't it, johnny?

Re: Hey, Merry Christmas#51393

By johnforbes - Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:37 pm

- Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:37 pm #51393

Clownhacker, who clawed his way to an undergrad degree, knows intellectual poverty on an intimate basis.

All of us knew Clowndoper as a socialist, of course, and a person we'll never spot on "Jeopardy!"

Now, however, Clownsissy appears to be turning as gay as Grog.