[RealJustme]

ICE [Immigration and Customs Enforcement] is seeking the services of a responsible vendor that shares the philosophy of treating all UAC with dignity and respect, while adhering to standard operating procedures and policies that allow for an effective, efficient, and incident free transport. The Contractor shall provide unarmed escort staff from Mexico, including management, supervision, manpower, training, certifications, licenses, drug testing, equipment, and supplies necessary to provide on-demand escort services for non-criminal/non-delinquent unaccompanied alien children ages infant to 17 years of age, seven (7) days a week, 365 days a year. Transport will be required for either category of UAC or individual juveniles, to include both male and female juveniles. There will be approximately 65,000 UAC in total: 25% local ground transport, 25% via ICE charter and 50% via commercial air.

Wonder which politician's son/daughter will get the contract?

[johnforbes]

Yep, they sought the contract and had the number 65,000 about right too.

Homeland "Security"...

[RealJustme]

The Obama Administration is saying they were caught off guard with all the children and families storming our border and that there was no way for them to predict it...but yet 7 months ago they put out a contract to transport and process the ones arriving now.

[Grog]

It's all part of the plan. Soon you'll be living in Texas and will be able to see that the stars are indeed big and bright, especially the ones dancing before your eyes during Alamo II.

[johnforbes]

More survived at the Alamo than Grog's brain cells survived the avalanche of ethanol and drugs to which he subjected them by his substance abuse.

The syntax of the above sentence is tortured, but no more so than Grog's pathetic gray matter.