- Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:59 am
#38016
Having ordered his tactical Teleprompter forward deployed to the Rose garden, "Bath House Barry" issued the following statement to the citizens of the beleaguered former Soviet satellite:
"My dear fellow sociali.....AHEM! Citizens of the Ukraine, As you know. I am. The president. Of the United States. Therefore. Let me say this to you. If you like your country. You can keep your country. Period. If Vlad says it's OK.
Thank you and good night."
"My dear fellow sociali.....AHEM! Citizens of the Ukraine, As you know. I am. The president. Of the United States. Therefore. Let me say this to you. If you like your country. You can keep your country. Period. If Vlad says it's OK.
Thank you and good night."
