[johnforbes]

The Rolling Stones have now declared their 2026 tour, "One Last Ride," to be the end.

In related news, Clowntoker will also be retiring in 2026 after 79 years of spewing partisan hatred across the World Wide Interwebs.

We will all regret Clown's departure, but on the plus side his exit will elevate the average IQ of postings here by 14 points.