[johnforbes]

Now that the authorities have made it clear that an angry protester cannot throw a Subway sub at an ICE officer, we are all asking the same question:

During Clowntoker's torrid tenure in seedy Sanfran, how many things a foot long (or less) did Clown have thrown at him?

[Clownkicker]

Again, johnforbes finds some silly click bait propaganda about a footlong sandwich, and his post becomes "gay sex, gay sex, gay sex!"

I hope no one ever has to administer a Rorschach test to johnforbes because every single one of the ink blots is somehow going to turn out to be a depiction of gay sex to light-in-the-loafers johnforbes.

Try to talk about relevant serious issues for this country, dummy. Trump's secret police will soon be coming after you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTBhrkae74

[elklindo69]

Apparently the Trumped up felony charges of assault with a deli weapon didn't stick in food court.

Fortunately for this guy, he didn't toss a glass of wine....if so Pirro would have have asked for the death penalty.

[johnforbes]

I concur with Elkin that Food Court is indeed the most eminent tribunal in the land.

The last time I saw Clowntoker playing one-on-one basketball against Zelensky, Clown was a good half a head shorter and got dunked on.

Of course, the term "half a head" means a lot more to Clown than the rest of us given his relentless and reckless lack of rectitude in the tempestuous tearooms and seedy saloons of sordid Sanfran...

[elklindo69]

Johnnie only knows how to serve baloney sandwiches. Nothing but pure baloney.

I just find it amazing to see how the cop was able to instantly chase after the guy, even after suffering a submarine attack!!!

[sillydaddy]

Typical liberals weaponizing anything they can get their hands on....

[Clownkicker]

"Typical liberals weaponizing anything they can get their hands on.... "-sillydummy

Why is sillydummy accusing liberals of attacking the Capitol on January 6th? That's insane. Everyone know those were conservative Trump supporters literally weaponizing anything they could get their hands on to attack police with them, including flagpoles, bats, sticks, bear spray, fire extinguishers, even police barricades and police shields. If they could get their hands on it, they weaponized it. There was not a single thing that was movable that conservatives didn't weaponize that day.

But sillydummy is still doing the ole "johnforbes" pointing elsewhere rather than hold the thousands of Trump supporters to the same standard he is criticizing a single liberal for doing. Meanwhile, not a single police officer was put in the hospital by the sandwich. If only that could be said for what the conservatives weaponized against police.

Talk about weaponizing things. Now conservatives are even weaponizing weapons as an affront to law-abiding peace loving liberal Americans.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-atto ... =124813839
Conservatives aren't even going to charge those conservatives illegally openly carrying rifles and shotguns in D.C.. Pirro has said she is going to spit on the law and intentionally refuse to do her sworn job to enforce it. What could possibly go wrong? Anyone care to make a bet as to when some loony illegally-armed conservative shoots someone in the streets with the weapons Pirro is refusing to arrest them for carrying?....

[johnforbes]

That riot was described for years as an "insurrection," but of course there were no weapons, no generals, no planned coup, no nothing except people taking selfies as security guards merely watched.

A real insurrection would be if the governors of CA and IL defied federal authority, as tubby Pritzker and hair-gel Newsom are now doing...

[Clownkicker]

Unbelievable. EVERY LAST THING johnforbes just said is objectively a lie.

How does he do that with a straight face?

There were indeed "weapons" at the Capitol. The officer with the concussion after being struck by a fire extinguisher proves it. Same with the officer who was stabbed with a metal fence stake. And the officer who lost an eye. There were in fact 'generals' in the sense of hierarchical leaders with subordinates running the organized portion of the assault. The Proud Boys and Oath Keepers had plans to execute a coup to stop the proper constitutional function of the government, to the point that they had zip tie handcuffs on their belts to take lawmakers as hostages. And there was much more than "nothing" when rioters injured 140 police. Just ask the guys with concussions, broken ribs, and smashed spinal discs. They were absolutely NOT just standing around taking selfies. And the thing is, johnforbes knows all this to be true and he lies about it anyway.

How does he do it? What allows a MAGA tool to be so dishonest, not just to us, but to himself?

I just think it's progress that at least now johnforbes admits there was a "riot" even if he swears it was a riot of peaceful guys standing around taking selfies.

Baby steps, right, johnny?