[johnforbes]

"Democratic presidential candidate Vice President Kamala Harris was spotted making an extremely rare appearance at the southern border on Friday as she seemingly remembered she was once tasked by President Joe Biden with dealing with border security and illegal immigration.

Harris was well turned-out, wearing stylish sunglasses and a necklace that looked like it came from the legendary jewelry cases of Tiffany & Co. If so, the bauble is worth a cool $62,000."

[Clownkicker]

Geezus, johnny, despite all my admonitions you STILL get your news from internet gossip sites.

What a gullible buffoon...

[johnforbes]

Mr Forbes obtains almost all his information from The New York Times and the Washington Post -- both leftist sites.

Well, also -- perhaps this was inevitable given the vast scope of the imposing intellect of Mr Forbes? -- he secures information, data, and paradigms from the very best source of false news -- The Babylon Bee.

Mad Magazine used to be an informational ne plus ultra, but times change and Mr Forbes is hip to the happening vibe of the Worldwide Interwebs.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^ In other words, johnforbes just admitted he gets his news from internet gossip sites, because neither the New York Times nor the Washington Post reported this bit of partisan propaganda.

So much for the "vast scope" of the interstellar void occupying johnny's thick skull.

[johnforbes]

As usual, Clowntoker is mistaken.

Aja Wilson has suggested that Caitlin Clark has white privilege, but she grew up in a posh neighborhood in circumstances as wimpy as those which produced Clowntoker.

Of course, Mr Forbe struggled to shoulder the heavy burden of being tall, handsome, charming, and other terms which modesty forbids us from employing.

[Clownkicker]

"...charming, and other terms which modesty forbids us from employing."-johnfoibles

Sure, johnny, everyone knows how pretentious douche bags who talk about themselves in the third person are considered "charming".
You remind me of Donald Trump.

Speaking of which, I now understand how johnforbes considers himself to be attractive. Like other delusional clowns through history, it's because he, like Trump, is tall, handsome, and has the most beautiful beach body you've ever seen. Yeah, right....
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-Isn2i8vm9Y

Obese and orange Trump--that's what johnforbes considers a "tan and taut" body--rub-on chemical color and expansive flab. And johnny's constant strutting about in his Speedo like an aging Italian tourist. It is all so clear now. And it's enough to make one's skin crawl.

[sillydaddy]

Recall the time , Lefties were outraged Melania was boarding AirForce One wearing high heels...instead of combat boots..

[Clownkicker]

No one was "outraged" dummy.

They just wondered how out of touch with reality she was, going to examine a disaster area in 5" heels.

I know you thinks that's normal for a woman, but your bi-monthly hooker isn't going to a disaster area, silly.

[johnforbes]

Clowntoker is just upset because he wears high heels.

In real life, Clown stands a studly 5'3" tall, so he compensates by wearing high heels and pretending to be female.

On the bright side, Clown is smarter than Kamala.

My staff did the analysis of relative IQ levels:

Wet dirt: IQ 10

Locust fence post: IQ 30

Kamala: IQ 69

Clown: IQ 73

Typical Mule IQ 75

Cat Running from Haiti Aliens IQ 80