[johnforbes]

Mr Forbes has just returned from several weeks on a canoe trip, where the summer sun burnished his tawny musculature as it glistened in the wilderness.

Having been away from news sources, Mr Forbes is confident that nothing newsworthy has happened over the past weeks.

Anything new?

[Clownkicker]

I'm not surprised your handlers at FOXnews haven't told you anything, johnny. They aren't exactly a reputable news source.

They are still going on about how old Joe Biden is and how Trump is some sort of god, exactly the same as when you left.

[sillydaddy]

The people voted for Joe , the greatest US president in the history of the Universe according to the Demos themselves, but then said , forget Joe he's no good , we now have a new and improved candidate. At first they said no "we're not going to eat that..!",but then the Demos added a side order of Hate Trump to the trough and the sheep are eating it all up.

[Clownkicker]

What is it about Trump-loving douchebags like sillydummy and johnfibs that makes it impossible for them to post anything besides made up stupid shit?

[johnforbes]

Clowntoker seems tense on this sultry summer evening...

[Clownkicker]

johnfuckhead seems lobotomized every day of the year.

[johnforbes]

On the last airing of "Jeopardy!", Mr Forbes got a number of questions which the contestants on the show could not.

Still, without Alex Trebek, the show has degenerated into leftist claptrap.

[Clownkicker]

You read it here first, folks: johnforbes just admitted that he excels at claptrap and that he considers facts to be "leftist".

Just more of those things we already knew about dimwit johnny.

[johnforbes]

Thanks to Clowntoker for his generous praise in explaining one of the many areas in which Mr Forbes excels.

Coping with Clown's comical claptrap does happen to be one of Mr Forbes' many talents.

[Clownkicker]

Notice johnforbes has nothing to say about his admitted belief that facts are "leftist" by their very nature.

What does that tell you about all the made up stupid shit those on the Right believe?

Also notice that johnforbes admitted that he excels at claptrap himself, not that he COPES with claptrap from others.

Dishonestjohn is always trying to play semantics games to try (and fail) to weasel out of another of his revealing Freudian slips.

[johnforbes]

Facts are elusive because perception is subjective.

It is deeply silly to claim such stuff as facts are leftist.

It is as dumb as contending the arc of history bends toward justice, or leftist rhetorical tripe like that.

[Clownkicker]

"It is deeply silly to claim such stuff as facts are leftist."-johnflubs

Then why did you claim it, johnny? You're simply admitting that you are silly (which we already knew.)

Jeopardy answers are verified facts. And you claimed Jeopardy is "leftist claptrap" which means you have to believe Jeopardy facts are leftist somehow. That, or you are saying facts are "claptrap" Which is it?

If you ask whether I think it is silly to call Jeopardy "leftist claptrap" then yes, absolutely I agree it was silly of you to claim facts are leftist.

It was merely another of your Freudian slips that you can't manage to weasel your way out of no matter how hard you try.

[johnforbes]

The ideological tilt of "Jeopardy!" these days is, sad to say, distinctly leftist.

A typical category is "Notable Women in History" but never men.

Rosa Parks has been an answer 8,945,241 times in the past few years.

Ken Jennings was a great trivia player, but Ken is obsessed with winning games versus achieving anything in life, and Ken is a leftist.

Mr Forbes' scientific staffers determined that Clowntoker's IQ was 1/100th of Ken's.