[johnforbes]

Thoughts on Bud Light?

As a nondrinker, I'm not qualified to say whether Bud Light tastes more like panther urine or pond scum...

[Clownkicker]

Is anyone else disgusted that johnforbes knows what panther urine and pond scum taste like and that the only reason he can't compare them to Budweiser is because he doesn't consume alcohol.

No, THAT's where draws the line. Go figure.

[brandon]

I think she made an educated and calculated business decision. The Caucasian working class male is almost gone. There is no future with that demographic.

[Clownkicker]

brandon, dimwit johnny fell for the idiotic transphobic propaganda from his handlers.

Don't you become a victim of johnny's grotesque pond scum and urine drinking gullibility as well.

[johnforbes]

Clowntroller's remarks seemed a bit frothy, but did bring to a head his dulllard argument...

[Clownkicker]

johnny, go have yourself another glass of panther urine.

[johnforbes]

To market a product, whether Bud Light or anything else, a gal who went to Wharton should have realized two things:

1) She needs to expand the brand. In this case, she felt tossing out a few leftist virtue signals to trans people would suffice.

2) The need to retain her existing base of customers.

Here, she alienated existing customers, and Budweiser -- which pretty much everybody admitted was mediocre -- had nothing left but air.

Yes, there were pallets of warm cans of Budweiser in Vietnam, and there were Super Bowl ads with Clydesdales which gave customers that warm n' fuzzy feeling.

But Budweiser was vulnerable given its mediocrity.

[Clownkicker]

Who give a flying fuck about Budweiser, you moron.

What is it to you?

Or anyone else for that matter.

[johnforbes]

Nobody cares that much about Budweiser per se, but of course Bud Light injected itself into public discourse by doing a trans virtue signal with some wacko.

This gender blackface is insulting to real women.

[Clownkicker]

"This gender blackface is insulting to real women."-johnflubs

johnny, your drag show act does not make you a "real woman" so why are you so insulted by anything Budweiser did?

Once again you have no standing for your silly partisan 'outrage' over this. Or does your wife drink Budweiser and she feels insulted?

[johnforbes]

The Bud Clydesdale now identifies as a reindeer.

I rest my case.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^...and that 'outrages' you WHY?

What do you care, dimwit? You do realize that our system of taxonomy is just a useful convention, right?

Or do you actually think it is "REAL" somehow?

I hate to tell you, it is no more "REAL" than all your fake holidays that you observe.

The classifications are useful (until they are changed,) just as your fake holidays can be useful (until they are changed.)

I rest my case.

[johnforbes]

Mr Forbes views every day as a work day, with a focus on exercise and investing.

What holidays would Clowntroller have in mind?

Sure, Clowntoker honors Homo Hedonist Holiday, but Mr Forbes only celebrates Hetero Pride Day and Irish History Month.

Other than that, the calendar of Mr Forbes is as clear and unblemished as his skin.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^ ...and that's the sum total of johnforbes' intellectual capabilities: a futile resort to personal attacks because he can't argue any of his points with reason or evidence.

It's what dimwits do.

[johnforbes]

No, it was serious.

Clowntoker does honor Homo Hedonist Holiday, but the fabulous Forbes celebrates more traditional days such as Hetero Veteran Day.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^ That says it all. johforbes lacks all respect for non-hetero veterans who put their lives on the line and served this country just as well as he.

He feels so strongly about it that he actually separates himself from honoring them on a holiday like Veterans Day. He wants nothing to do with the inclusive holiday; only the "Hetero" version he and his closet-case friends observe.

It's just one more example of the divisive Republican hypocrisy of Disrespectfuljohnny.

[johnforbes]

Clowntroller must have attention-deficit disorder because he/she/it constantly says that Mr Forbes said things he did not.

Mr Forbes says what he says.

And does not say what he does not say.

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it." ( Omar Khayyám)