[johnforbes]

https://bl-images.parler.com/images/e1/ ... 195d3.webp

[Clownkicker]

Ban Republican Copyright Infringement

Dr. Dre had to send a cease and desist order to Marjorie Taylor Greene when she Tweeted, without permission, a video of herself walking in slow motion through the halls of Congress to the 1999 Dr. Dre song "Still Dre".

Good gawd, madame, have you no diggity?

[johnforbes]

Given her workout videos, it is crystal clear that she wears a silk thong daily to lure leftist lads

[elklindo69]

Right wing loons are now threatening to shoot anybody who go for their gas stoves....which is a really good reason to take away guns from these individuals.

[johnforbes]

Looks like Jill Biden -- excuse me, DOCTOR Jill -- and LIz Warren and AOC are the main enviro offenders for owning gas stoves.

Elkin's post shows that he is not -- to borrow the parlance of the hip, cool young kids such as myself -- lit.

[sillydaddy]

I guess we will be burning coal...

[elklindo69]

Try electric Silly. The installation is really easy....you just need to plug it into the wall. And BOOM you're done.

LMFAO

[johnforbes]

Elkin believes electricity is generated in the wall of his home.*


____________________________
* Excuse me, tarpaper shack.

[elklindo69]

And John Forbes hasn't yet realized there is such a thing as a wall socket.

Perhaps that exposure to NO2 from your gas stove has reduced your cognitive performance. You should get it checked out.

LOL

[Clownkicker]

Can anyone explain why johnforbes started this thread?

Has he got some evidence that even a single Democrat has proposed a bill to ban gas stoves?

Oh, he doesn't have any? So why is he pissing his pants over this made up stupid shit? Does johnny even know why?

I guess his handlers simply say "Piss yourself, johnny" and he docilely complies.

"Good boy. You're a good tool. Yes you are."

[elklindo69]

^^ Perhaps Johnnie was inhaling fumes while posting? This is the kind of stupid shit that conservatives use to gain clout on social media and Hoax News because their pea brained followers don't know any better.

Now I hear they are ranting about M&Ms. No rational person gives a rats ass about how M&M's are being packaged. I kind of wonder. Do these dimwits ever get tired of being ridiculed....seriously. Get a hobby or something.

[Clownkicker]

johnforbes hasn't been able to eat M&Ms since someone told him the ones with the "m"s on them are for men, and the ones with the "w"s on them are for women.

johnforbes is paralyzed because he can't figure out which are the "m"s and which are the "w"s. He doesn't want to appear any more swishy than he already does.

One would think he would simply take them down to his drag club and not worry about it there, eating them to his heart's content where he qualifies to eat either.

[johnforbes]

My response to Elkin is from "Laugh In":

Socket to me.

[elklindo69]

So according conservatives the government can't control what people cook their food with...but they can use government to control a woman's uterus.....

Shocking....right Johnnie.

[johnforbes]

It looks like the pilot light has gone out for this thread

[elklindo69]

Look...nobody is out there trying to take your precious gas stoves. But the right wing loons are trying to cut off your Social Security and Medicare checks.

Johnnie...they are gaslighting you. You're better turning off the right wing screed on Hoax News and start paying attention.

[johnforbes]

Look, we all know there is only one medical doctor.

Whoopi wanted Dr Jill to be Surgeon General, not even realizing she is not an MD but only an EdD.

To me, there is only one doctor -- Julius Erving.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^ More of johnny's inane shuck and jive.

[johnforbes]

Yes, I can explain why Mr Forbes so properly initiated this thread.

Its purpose -- like most of his threads -- was to enlighten the western world, and to enrich us all.

Besides, we all know there is only one medical doctor we can count on -- Julius Erving.

Whoopi wanted Dr Jill to be Surgeon General, not even realizing she is not an MD but only an EdD.

[Clownkicker]

No, you started this thread because you were told to by your handlers.

It has no basis in fact. (Not a single Democrat has proposed such a bill.) You KNOW it has no basis in fact. You posted it anyway because you were commanded to piss yourself with the purpose of further dividing this country for purely partisan reasons.

Now you're trying to shuck and jive yourself out of looking like the asshole you are.

You're just that kind of dishonest anti-American asshole.

[johnforbes]

I'd like to thank Clowntroller for his valuable input.

It will be carefully considered as Mr Forbes prepares for the weekend.

[Clownkicker]

I'm always happy to point out your incredible gullibility and to rub your nose in your childish partisan hypocrisy, johnny.

You're very welcome.

[johnforbes]

For more of Clowntroller's deep thoughts, please refer to his web site:

www.cis_sissy.com

[brandon]

It started with a bureaucrat named Trumka at the Consumer Product Safety Commission. He is quoted in the article. The agency certainly does seem serious about banning and or heavily regulating gas stoves. I have not read the study that all of this is based upon, but I will if I can .

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/09/business ... index.html

[brandon]

Trumka is a registered Democrat, appointed by a Democrat president. So according to what rules I have seen for Trump, Democrats own this.

[johnforbes]

Is he, by any chance, the son of another famous Trumka?

[Clownkicker]

No, FOXnews owns this because they are intentionally misrepresenting what the guy said and what he meant by what he said (which he has clarified.)

The Right needed something to distract from McCarthy's damaging horse trading and the subsequent placing of nut jobs like Santos, Taylor Greene, and Gosar onto critical and sensitive committees where they can (and will) do destructive and divisive things. So they came up with the latest "piss-you-pants-talking-point-of-the-day" to distract the gullible from what Republicans are doing.

When Republicans force a debt default just for fun, and needlessly tip us into a deep global recession (which of course they will blame on Democrats who have no power over it,) then maybe you will all wake up from this pathetic Right Wing dream and remember you were warned about these clowns in so many words.

[brandon]

Yes, his Daddy was a big union man.

[elklindo69]

These nonsensical culture wars are nothing more than crack for conservatives.

The CPSC stated that they were evaluating emissions from gas stoves. The CPSC never stated that they will be banning gas stoves. Regardless, it snowballed into a steaming heap of bullshit from DeSantis claiming that he would protect your gas stove. And now all of those morons are talking about gas stoves. It's just so stupid.

[johnforbes]

NY Gov Hochul wants to ban gas stoves.

Naturally, she was photographed over the weekend cooking on her own gas stove for the football game.

Were it not for hypocrisy, Dems would not stand for anything.

[elklindo69]

Johnnie....nobody is proposing to ban gas stoves in NY. Nobody is coming into my house to confiscate my gas stove. Stop cooking up your steaming pile of bullshit.

Unlike in Wyoming where the republicans are attempting to ban electric cars.

Now go and wallow in your hypocrisy.

[johnforbes]

Bigfoot has a smaller carbon footprint than Elkin.

Elkin's confession that he owns a gas stove is genuinely shocking.

Is there no end to the hypocrisy of leftists?

Gore and Kerry took limos from their mansions, flew in private jets to the Helvetian Confederation, took a chopper, and then rode Cadillac SUVs to lecture lesser mortals on carbon footprints.