[johnforbes]

Turns out truckers headed to Ottawa were not "fringe" elements, but a convoy 45 miles long and more like the fabric of Canada.

Thoughts?

[Clownkicker]

So they don't dress in fringes like you do, johnny.

What has that got to do with anything besides your atrocious, swishy fashion sense?

[johnforbes]

Sign me shocked.

Clad in my best Lee jeans, and wearing a new loden sweatshirt from LL Bean made in the finest sweatshop in Madagascar, my attire makes a rather clear fashion statement.

Even though the stock market has gone down more than a Clinton intern, my look is casual classic.

[Clownkicker]

"Clad in my best Lee jeans, and wearing a new loden sweatshirt from LL Bean made in the finest sweatshop in Madagascar, my attire makes a rather clear fashion statement."-johnfoibles

What fashion statement is that? "Here comes an entitled American douche bag"?

Oh, sorry,---"Here comes a CLASSIC American douche bag."

Have you thrown out your ugly IZOD 'alligator' shirts yet, johnny?

[johnforbes]

Never owned an Izod tennis shirt, nor do I really know how to play tennis.

I have hit a tennis ball, but no idea how people control it.

So, in summary, I don't lob the sport, or comprehend its net effect, though apparently Penis Williams has made money from it.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^ Yes, that pretty much encapsulates the witless childishness of johnforbes.

No doubt he also giggles when he intentionally farts loudly at the dinner table.

[johnforbes]

Heading to the Water Tank in Austin Monday evening, so don't know whether that has dinner or not.

I don't drink, so the bar aspect of it won't be germane.

But Texas will be a welcome break from the snow and ice.

[Clownkicker]

Also a perfect place for you to don your fringe apparel, eh?

Which drag club are you performing at while there, johnny?

[johnforbes]

Clown would have to ask some of his fellow deviants about the other clubs in that -- or any other -- area which cater to the dark, demented deeds Clownswisher engages in.

Normal people like the rest of us on this fine forum have no interest in the heated, homo hijinks of Clown and Elkin.

[Clownkicker]

How's that "welcome break from the snow and ice" in Texas, going, dimwit?

[johnforbes]

It was in the 20s F at Canyon last night.

Today, though, ought to warm up to the 50s.