[johnforbes]

U.S.

An innovative new battery-powered mask for Democratic politicians will automatically deploy whenever it detects a camera around. Dubbed the AutoMask, the mask uses advanced camera lens detection technology to recognize when a Democrat congressman, governor, senator, or president is being filmed. Then, the battery-powered, spring-loaded mask flies up to make it look like the politician was wearing the mask all along...

[Clownkicker]

Yes, johnny, I said you need to get some new material.

But I didn't say to get even dumber, even less funny material, dimwit.

Is there a single Republican with any wit? If so, be sure to let us know.

[johnforbes]

Thanks for your graceful and kind appreciation of the wit in my post above.

On this rainy, gloomy Sunday, your good cheer is apperciated.