[johnforbes]

Dedicated, as we are, to asking the difficult questions, we must pose this:

Kayleigh McEnany or Jen Psaki, who wins the oil wrestling contest?

[Clownkicker]

Well, since we know that absolutely no one is slimier than McEnany, there's no way Psaki stands a chance.

[johnforbes]

Jen looks a bit like Orange Lady, eh?

Despite her political passion, clearly a thong-wearer...

[Clownkicker]

"Jen looks a bit like Orange Lady, eh?"-johnforbes

Now that's a nickname for Trump I haven't heard yet. But it does fit with his "Y-M-C-A" theme music.

Will he ever lose that orange make up/fake tan/raccoon eyes shit?

[johnforbes]

Jen = orange.

Orange Gal Bad.

[Clownkicker]

Trump = orange.

Orange Guy Bad.

[johnforbes]

Orange Girl Bad.

I rest my case.

[Clownkicker]

Wha....huh?

You REST your case?

It was so mind-numbingly stupid/Forbesian that it put me right to sleep.

[johnforbes]

Clownslacker is correct that there is something soothing about my posts.

Perhaps it is their lucid content, or their erudite context, or their ineffable charm?