[johnforbes]

Calliope was the muse of epic poetry.

Inspired thereby, I wrote a poem tonight as the cold rain lashed my window pane:

Roses are red,
Kamala's not black,
Joe Biden is hidin'
While Hunter's on crack.

[Clownkicker]

Roses are actually multicolored,
Trump shouldn't be orange,
Pence has abandoned promised state governor calls for COVID planning,
While Melania is an unfortunate victim of a revolting husband she can't stomach touching.


(For uneducated dimwits, that's called "free verse". You get it for free, johnny.)

[johnforbes]

Why thank you.

I already had my credit card out, poised in bronzed fingers, to pay.

[divermouse]

damn now i am inspired. linus i'm not

republicans are crooked pushing the sphere
some are white hooded with their new bandolier
many won’t wear a mask so we can be near
trump stole the party on failed business, religion and fear
and the goodlest words you ever did hear
fearmongering for power they just hate the queers
sneering at people of different frontiers
some got them stupid red hats from china I hear
no teeth or brooks suits they look quite severe
bright new mcmansions or a plywood on wheels, it’s never quite clear
a misty scotch wisky or a luke-warm beer
only one gets the promise of a grand new year
so they vote for the laws they won’t adhere
sparkle pony patriots ignore the murderous emir

[elklindo69]

So I see that Trump want's to make America great again....again.

Now Trump needs a second shot to make American great again because he fucked up the first time around. You can't make this shit up!

LMFAO!!!

[johnforbes]

Joe Biden's slogan is: "I Have Been in Pollitics 47 Years, and Accomplished Nothing, so Give Me More Time"

[elklindo69]

According to Trump.....

Science is a hoax
The facts are fake
Illegal voting
Windmills cause cancer
Obama is from Kenya
Russia is an Ally
COVID-19 is over

And now we are supposed to believe that Trump should get four more years because he’ll clean up the mess that he has created.

[johnforbes]

Trump never said covid was a hoax, just that the reporting on it was.

And is.

[sillydaddy]

And now we are supposed to believe that Trump should get four more years because he’ll clean up the mess that he has created.

What mess?
What specifically is Biden going to fix? The "SOUL" of America?

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^ Another Republican Trump supporter slips up and admits he's an American with no soul.

And he also admits that he can't see that we have a serious mess in America. It's the usual conservative blindness to reality.

Way to go, sillydummy.

[johnforbes]

99 percent of dentists responding to a recent survey reported that Clowntoker's posts are a mess.

[sillydaddy]

Clown, you will be happy to know I voted a straight Republican ticket...!

[Clownkicker]

I told myself that this year I would vote a straight party ticket (something I have never done in my life) just to counterbalance morons like sillydummy and johnforbes.

But when it came down to it, there were three Republicans on the ballot who were simply the best qualified for the positions they were running for, so I had to vote for them.

Why can't I bring myself to be a partisan asshole like sillydummy and johnforbes?

What is their secret to being partisan imbeciles? sillydummy? johnforbes? Please tell me how you do it; regularly vote against your own best interest and the best interest of your country.

[johnforbes]

First, thank you for that inquiry.

Every morning, while making coffee, I drink 1/2 glass of OJ to wake me sufficiently to do my first set of 100 situps.

Then I do various arm exercises with free weights, and by that time the coffee is ready.

At that point, I take a big mug of steaming coffee up to my computer room, gaze out on the mist rising from the lake, and slowly commence reading everything posted on the Interwebs during my nightly slumber.

Thus armed with fresh information, I commence the process of providing enlightenment to the unwashed masses of leftists.

[elklindo69]

Trumpers: Count the ballots in Arizona.

Also Trumpers: Stop counting the ballots in Pennsylvania.

[johnforbes]

Biden has said the same -- don't recount Michigan and Wisconsin because Democrats stole them overnight.

[elklindo69]

I suppose Trump will prove what you claim is true.

Good luck with that.......................

LMFAO!