[johnforbes]

Not since reading the introduction to Elkin's autobiography, Tawdry Tales of a Trashy Towel Boy, have I been so shocked.

Herewith a sample:

"Arousal, ravenous and craven, bent to a stronger, more fragile need that consumed her. She opened for him, and he plunged inside, dragging her to him.

The rhythm caught them both, drove them to demand then offer. Endlessly, wonderfully, they fell into the greedy darkness and fought to give more than either could have imagined. An explosion, his, hers, theirs, brought twin cries and release."

[Clownkicker]

Meanwhile, Trump couldn't write ANYTHING. He had a ghost writer write his book for him.

And what do you have against sex in novels anyway? Is it that she didn't write enough about gay men for your tastes? Is that why she's not your candidate?

Republicans are all prudes publicly and closet perverts.

And they really hate any candidate literate enough to write their own books.

[johnforbes]

Stacey is now working on a book providing her fitness secrets!

[Clownkicker]

And we all know that Abrams' readers are mostly frustrated Republican wives.

They're starved for both romance AND sex.

[sillydaddy]

Looks like Clown recognized that passage from her book...

Remember if the issue ever comes up...
Clown will say he never defended Stacy Abrams...

[Clownkicker]

I have never defended Stacy Abrams, sillydummy.

Noting that Republicans are demonstrably illiterate and prudish closet cases is not "defending" anyone.

It's simply exposing ignorant, reactionary clowns like you and johnforbes for what you are.

That doesn't make Abrams look good in any way. It just makes you look embarrassingly bad.

[johnforbes]

The bronzed, rippling musculature of my mighty masculinity salutes her purple prose.

[elklindo69]

TMI Johnnie....that belongs on a different board. The log cabin republicans have room in their ranks for you.

[johnforbes]

Elkin's bosom heaved as he learned, to his sorrow, that this was not a thread about his dreary, demented, deviant decade as a tawdry, tacky towel tard.

[elklindo69]

Johnnie....

What did we tell you about the stupid jokes.

[johnforbes]

Joke?

The rippling, corded muscles of my bronzed digits gliding over this keyboard, that's hardly a joke.

[elklindo69]

Johnnie....the log cabin republicans have an opening for a "wood worker' in their ranks.

You can come out of the closet already....

[johnforbes]

Elkin, please remember that your own deviant and deranged antics belong to your own pathology. Normal people are here to discuss politics.

As to Abrams, she said today illegal aliens need to be represented and vote.

[Clownkicker]

"As to Abrams, she said today illegal aliens need to be represented and vote."-johnfibs

No, she never said that, johnny. You're making it up. That's what desperate people in "meltdown mode" do.

You better call RealTool right away. He knows all about being in "meltdown mode" apparently.

[elklindo69]

Johnnie....you're dumping piles of steaming bullshit on the board again.

Make sure you don't miss your daily dosage of Trump approved hydroxychloroquine.

[johnforbes]

She did say that.

I would write more, but my lean, lithe physique -- shimmering in the sun -- must do more situps.

Elkin's bosom heaves at the thought of Stacy Abrams in skin-tight yoga pants.