[RealJustme]

First they whip Democrats into a frenzy that they'll die and if they don't they'll be homeless...then of all Bills meant to rescue them, they load it with pork that has nothing to do with the frenzy they warned of causing the Bill to stall.

Now Democrat voter Rasheed is asking, wat da fuck, peoples dying and I be needing money to feed Sasha and Malia and uz holden it up for feel good shit!

In the mean time the Democrat's great white hope Biden, confuses the Coronavirus with HIV

[johnforbes]

Dems are still hoping to insert free Bammy Phones into the bill...

[brandon]

And what did the Republicans load into the bill?

Hmmm... $50 million here, $350 million there.

[johnforbes]

It will be very interesting indeed to look at the details of this bill, and it wouldn't surprise any of us that pet projects got into the lengthy entity...

[elklindo69]

Apparently republicans could care less that Trump is a socialist?

So now let me get this straight.......Trump is going to spend some 500 billion fucking dollars to bail out corporations....while at the same time he is griping at the fact that Cuomo is requesting to get some 30,000 ventilators to save hard working Americans?

[RealJustme]

So now let me get this straight.......Trump is going to spend some 500 billion fucking dollars to bail out corporations....while at the same time he is griping at the fact that Cuomo is requesting to get some 30,000 ventilators to save hard working Americans?

You do realize that the money set aside for corporations are just loans to that they can keep millions of Americans employed...don't you?

As far a Cuomo requesting 30,000 ventilators, you do realize the White House doesn't produce ventilators...don't you? New York City isn't the only city that'll need them, why should he allowed to demand all that are produced be hoarded in NYC?

[Clownkicker]

"...why should he allowed to demand all that are produced be hoarded in NYC?"-RealStool

First of all, he didn't "demand all that are produced" did he. He simply said New York would need 30,000. He didn't "demand" anything. You made it up.

One new manufacturing coalition plans to make 10,000 per month, Tool. He's asking for three month's production of that one company, not "all that are produced" in America, you dishonest partisan scumbag. Other companies also make them and will continue to make them.
They will now charge twice as much for them, of course, because this is America and that's the way you and johnforbes insist it should be. Then you will sit around and bitch about how much it costs taxpayers and blame the cost on Democrats instead of yourselves.

But the real point is, the ventilators need to go where the most people are actually sick. New York has the most sick people at the moment. Where would YOU say the ventilators should go first? Do you think they should go to places that aren't going to be overwhelmed for some time?

Serious question, Tool. Where would YOU send them?

But even a partisan dimwit like you knows perfectly well that everything produced in the first four months wouldn't all go to New York before anyone else gets any. You just want to pretend someone is going to do that so you can make up stupid shit about something that will never happen.

It's called "Living oblivious in Trumplandia."

[RealJustme]

First of all, he didn't "demand all that are produced" did he.

Yes he did, he said he needed 30,000 immediately and if he didn't get them now he would be asking Trump which people they are supposed to let die. There are only 14,000 presently available for all of the United States. New York wants to hoard all 14,000 of them and the next 16,000 to be built which could be months from now. That is hoarding plain and simple, no matter how important New Yorkers thinks they are, there has to be sharing of the ventilators with the rest of the United States.

[Clownkicker]

Tool, look up the word "demand" and then get back to us. (hint: a "request" is not a "demand")

You should also need to look up the word "hoard."

Until you understand what those two words actually mean, you'll just continue to make an ass of yourself.

[Clownkicker]

Here's the kind of 'leadeship' RealTool wants cities to have from Republicans: 'Everything is fine. You don't need to worry about it.'

"WASHINGTON — Sen. Chris Murphy, a Connecticut Democrat, says that Trump administration officials declined an offer of early congressional funding assistance that he and other senators made on Feb. 5 during a meeting to discuss the coronavirus.

The officials, including Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar, said they “didn’t need emergency funding, that they would be able to handle it within existing appropriations,” Murphy recalled in an interview with Yahoo News’ “Skullduggery” podcast.

“What an awful, horrible catastrophic mistake that was,” Murphy said.

On Feb. 5, Murphy tweeted: “Just left the Administration briefing on Coronavirus. Bottom line: they aren't taking this seriously enough. Notably, no request for ANY emergency funding, which is a big mistake. Local health systems need supplies, training, screening staff etc. And they need it now.”

Murphy told Yahoo News that the funding he and other congressional leaders wanted to allocate nearly two months ago would have paid for essential preventative measures, including hiring local screening and testing staff, researching a vaccine and treatments and the stockpiling of needed medical supplies. "



"We don't need no steenking funding!"-Trump Administration

[RealJustme]

"We don't need no steenking funding!"-Trump Administration

Clown really thinks the Trump Administration said that. That's why liberal cities are falling apart as we type.

[johnforbes]

As soon as I receive my new Bammy Phone, I shall post further.

[Clownkicker]

"We don't need no steenking funding!"-Trump Administration

"Clown really thinks the Trump Administration said that."-RealTool

"Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar, said they “didn’t need emergency funding,..."<--fer cripes sake, it said it right there in the article, Tool.

You desperately need to learn to read English before you try to ridicule someone for quoting the Trump Administration.
Trust me, there is nothing too stupid that the Trump Administration hasn't already said it.

[RealJustme]

"We don't need no steenking funding!"-Trump Administration

"Clown really thinks the Trump Administration said that."-RealTool

"Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar, said they “didn’t need emergency funding,..."<--fer cripes sake, it said it right there in the article, Tool.

Finally clown admits he made it up

[Clownkicker]

Finally RealTool admits he doesn't understand satire.

That's why he votes Republican.

[johnforbes]

The list of people who took this too lightly at the outset would include pretty much every Democrat, including Cuomo and deBlasio and the lady doctor in charge of NYC public health who told people to continue to go to restaurants.

Trump was dubbed racist for closing off China and then Europe, but he was correct.

Are a lot of the CDC people just hapless bureaucrats? Sadly, it would seem so.

[RealJustme]

Finally RealTool admits he doesn't understand satire.

I know that when liberals are caught in out right lies and presented with the facts, the try and claim it was only satire.

[Clownkicker]

Tool admits he can't tell the difference between a "lie" and a "satire."

My joke was an accurate characterization of the Trump Administration policy fairly capturing the cavalier and 'wild west bandito' attitude of the Administration. (Though it is true the Trump Administration hates Mexicans and wouldn't want to be represented as one. But seeing that their attitude is the same as a Mexican bandito is just a further irony to the satirical quote.)

The literal quote and the satirical quote mean exactly the same thing, only the satirical quote says it in a humorous way. If RealTool had an English education he would know it is called a "paraphrase" of what someone actually said. People paraphrase all the time. There is nothing wrong with doing so if the paraphrase fairly represents what the speaker said in different words, which my paraphrase does.

As any intelligent person knows, there is no person named "Trump Administration" in existence, so obviously a guy called "Trump Administration" didn't say it. That is the tip off that it's a satirical joke. Humorless conservatives with limited literal minds never grasp satire.

They only grasp lies, which is RealTool's MO. He puts fake words and meanings into other people's mouths.

[johnforbes]

Not true.

Trump is a real person, and his policy approach and team and tenure constitute the Trump Administration.

[Clownkicker]

What I said IS true, johnny. But I'm not surprised you think there is a person named "Trump Administration".

How is your retarded son "Virginia Government" doing"?


Any intelligent person with a high school education understands and recognizes my satire. You don't. RealTool doesn't.
Draw your conclusion from those facts.

And your pathetic assertion that Trump is a "real person" is arguable. He's as big a phony as this country has ever produced.

[johnforbes]

Well, I'm hardly a fan of this moron governor in VA who wants to effectively rescind the Second Amendment.

He has also said VA could be closed through mid-June.

He is a leftist nut.

[Clownkicker]

Your retarded son is the governor of Virginia?

Wow....I had no idea.

[johnforbes]

Heavens, this salad from Wendy's is tasty.

[RealJustme]

Clown "We don't need no steenking funding!"-Trump Administration

Clown only watches fake news.

[Clownkicker]

RealTool only makes fake comments.

[johnforbes]

No, I have no relatives who are governing VA.

However, I have been to a toga party and that is no sheet.

[Clownkicker]

johnny, a "toga party" that is "no sheet" is either a nudist party or a panty party. It's no longer a toga party, dimwit.

So which do you wear under YOUR toga? And does Justice Kavanaugh wear the same thing you do?


You just can't help lying even when you are trying to tell a joke, can you.

[johnforbes]

The toga party was at a well known resort in Jamaica...

[Clownkicker]

Apparently johnforbes is confusing Fire Island, New York with Jamaica, New York.

[Clownkicker]

Unless Jamaica is where johnforbes was coming from last night...

"JAMAICA, Queens (WABC) -- A driver was killed after crashing into two vehicles, sending one smashing into a check-cashing store, in the Jamaica section of Queens Thursday morning.

The 45 year old man was traveling westbound on Jamaica Avenue when police say he blew through a light and crashed into a black Toyota Camry at the Van Wyck Expressway ramp just after 5:35 a.m.

His westbound Lexus continued on Jamaica Avenue and struck a white Honda minivan, sending that vehicle careening in the check cashing store

The driver of the Lexis was taken to nearby Jamaica Hospital, where he was pronounced dead
The two other drivers were taken to the hospital in stable condition.
The cause of the crash is under investigation."-

Who was that driving your Lexis while you were crouching in the passenger seat, johnny? I guess you really "blew through" that light, huh?

[johnforbes]

No, the only person on this forum who has been a queen on Fire Island would be young master Elkin.

My reference was to Jamaica, the island -- even though no man is an island, entire of himself.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^ This forum would be a better place if that clod johnforbes were washed away by the sea.

[johnforbes]

It is a good thing my wife is emailing from her office.

Yes, it is I for whom the belle toils.

[Clownkicker]

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.

Unfortunately, all the Swiss League records were destroyed in a fire, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

[johnforbes]

That is a fair point.

By the way, I visited the place most associated with William Tell, and thus was able to answer the recent "Jeopardy!" clue on that.