[SpaceCowboy]

A few years ago, I needed to find a new family doctor. I got a recommendation from a friend and called the clinic. I didn't know any of the doctors there so I didn't ask for anyone specific. I just told them I was a new patient and wanted to make an appointment. It just so happened that I was given an appointment with a female doctor. I had considered that possibility and decided it wouldn't be a problem so I accepted the appointment. When the day arrived and I met my new doctor, I discovered she was 30-something and drop dead gorgeous. I immediately decided that that too would not be a problem! I also decided that I would be a perfect gentlemen and treat her with my utmost respect. I would spare her from the cute remarks and flirtatious attitude. I've never been very good at that anyway. And besides, she probably gets a lot of that nonsense from her other male patients. So it's been strictly business from day one and we have a good doctor/patient relationship.

When I turned 50, she announced that I needed to have my prostate checked once a year. The prostate check is also known as the digital rectal exam. Digital as in "finger", rectal as in "up my butt"! As usual, everything was strictly business. She stepped out, I took my pants off and put the paper gown on. She came back in with a nurse. She had me lay on my side on the table while she did the deed. I never gave the slightest indication that I WAS TOTALLY LOVING IT! It was the first time I had taken my pants off for another woman in decades. The exam itself was quick and painless. There was nothing sensual or erotic about it. I didn't get hard or anything. But there was something sort of kinky and fun about it. Since then, I've actually been looking forward to my annual prostate checks! There was also an incident where I had some swelling and soreness in my testicles. It turned out to be a minor infection, no big deal. But it did require me to stand there obediently while she sat in front of me rolling my nuts around in her hands. Once again, it was all strictly business, nothing erotic, and I never gave the slightest indication of the kinky thrill I was getting.

I'm now 55 and she found a couple of spots on my face that looked like skin cancer. She referred me to a female dermatologist. She's 40-something, not gorgeous but nice looking. Turns out it was cancer and I had to have surgery to remove it. (Not fun. Not fun at all.) But apparently, the standard procedure for anybody who's had skin cancer is to get regular full body exams, sometimes referred to as "the naked exam". It's exactly what it sounds like. I get to stand there completely naked while the female doctor does a close up check from head to toe for any signs of skin cancer, while the obligatory cute nurse sits there taking notes. I haven't had the naked exam yet but I'm certain it's in my future and the exhibitionist in me can hardly wait. It sounds like a heck of a lot of fun (as long as she doesn't find anything). I'll be sure to behave myself here also. I have no desire to make a fool of myself with juvenile comments and hints of "something more". I know it's just another day on the job for these female doctors and nurses. They see naked people, including guys, practically every day. And they're not the slightest bit turned on by the sight of some middle-aged guy's shriveled up penis. If women in general aren't interested in male anatomy, then these doctors and nurses damn sure aren't going to be. Nevertheless, I'm looking forward to the experience and expect it to be very enjoyable. For me anyway.

So what do you think? Am I nutty? Am I a perv? Am I a loser? Or am I just another ordinary guy? I'd love to hear about your doctor office experiences. Anybody ever get something more from the doctor or nurse? And if you're a doctor or nurse, I'd really love hear your opinions and stories too. I bet you have some good ones!