[RealJustme]

You can always get 20% - 30% or so off of Sandals' "retail" prices but this is a SUPER buy. Had a great time there in 2016 but paid more than double for that same package.

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[johnforbes]

Think I was on Cable Beach down there years ago...

[RealJustme]

The people are nice as long as there is law and order, but let that break down and they would slit your throat for a cheese burger. There's a reason Sandals is offering 70% off for the next two months. Not sure I would feel comfortable staying in a luxury Sandals suite eating gourmet meals being served by people who are probably living in damaged homes without power. Imagine the disdain they must have for the guests they have to "slave" over.

[sillydaddy]

I understand Chef Jose Andre, who once worked for Trump, is over there serving the survivors
gourmet meals...! maybe they are getting fed better than at Sandals ….and free..!

[Clownkicker]

Sure, silly, in your world production line peanut butter sandwiches are "gourmet".

[RealJustme]

I understand Chef Jose Andre, who once worked for Trump, is over there serving the survivors
gourmet meals...!

I saw that, he flew in on a helicopter with his camera crew who filmed him handing a family a picnic basket before a security person told him he had to move his helicopter because that landing area was for rescue workers only. In the mean time a red cross helicopter had to circle waiting on the chef to finish his hero scenes for his camera crew.

Expecting to see a ton of democrats swarm the area for hero moments once it's clean and safe enough to do so. AOC still thinks the Bahamas is part of the United States and slamming FEMA's slow response.

[johnforbes]

To be fair, Clown is (pea)nuts.

[elklindo69]

John Forbes and Trump have one thing in common....they are both category 6 idiots.

[johnforbes]

Elkin, please.

I respect your A.A. degree from the Junior College of Southeast Swampswill.

I also respect the fact that, by dint of years of effort, your net worth reaching $ 982.12.

That said, you have earned your title DUMBEST PERSON ON THE INTERWEBS.

[Clownkicker]

^^^^^^^ Compare those two insults from two posters.

Which is the funnier of the two?

It isn't even close. johnforbes is a loser even when he wasn't in the running.

[johnforbes]

Whew, that Is stinging criticism.

I shall fire off a stern memo to my joke staffers.

[Clownkicker]

johnny, you really need to learn that less is more.

[johnforbes]

If you ever see it in a library, check out Koestler's book The Act of Creation.

He has interesting insights into the nature of comedy, among other topics.

Johnny Carson was, as you know, a student not just of astronomy, but also of comedy, and he showed almost every night that failing to make the joke work was almost as good as if it did.

There is a Ph.D. dissertation for somebody in that.

[elklindo69]

If you ever see it in a library, check out Koestler's book The Act of Creation.

He has interesting insights into the nature of comedy, among other topics.

Johnny Carson was, as you know, a student not just of astronomy, but also of comedy, and he showed almost every night that failing to make the joke work was almost as good as if it did.

There is a Ph.D. dissertation for somebody in that.

[johnforbes]

Seriously, check out that book.

The essence of comedy is failure -- an organized system such as a well-dressed man slipping into entropy on a banana peel.

[elklindo69]

Johnnie....did you stare into the solar eclipse for too long?