- Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:24 pm
#118583
August 1, 2019
MEMO TO: All Democrats
RE: Message Discipline
For three years now, we've emphasized Russia, Russia, and a bit more Russia. Even though we refused to turn over the server to the FBI, and even edited the Crowdstrike memo, we were able to get Mueller's team to agree (albeit without even reading the Crowdstrike memo) that Russia had attempted to hack the 2016 election. We also had two years of the Mueller probe, which revealed nothing actionable. We got Mueller called in to testify, but the result was a disaster, and confirmed nothing but his impending senility.
Even Joseph McCarthy had to end his McCarthyism. Thus it is that this memo officially ends the McCarthyism of Russia, Russia, Russia. We are shifting to two new variations on our 2020 theme of "Orange Man Bad." These themes are:
1) Trump is a white supremacist. Although there is zero evidence for this, the lack of evidence for the Russia hoax was no barrier, and we shall press onward claiming racism anyhow.
2) A recession is looming. Sure, a recession would hurt low income Americans, but we Democrats couldn't care less about real people hurt. Only our ideology is important, so let's all root for recession.
Remember, it is now almost 2020, and we must pound home the message: "Orange Man Bad."
MEMO TO: All Democrats
RE: Message Discipline
For three years now, we've emphasized Russia, Russia, and a bit more Russia. Even though we refused to turn over the server to the FBI, and even edited the Crowdstrike memo, we were able to get Mueller's team to agree (albeit without even reading the Crowdstrike memo) that Russia had attempted to hack the 2016 election. We also had two years of the Mueller probe, which revealed nothing actionable. We got Mueller called in to testify, but the result was a disaster, and confirmed nothing but his impending senility.
Even Joseph McCarthy had to end his McCarthyism. Thus it is that this memo officially ends the McCarthyism of Russia, Russia, Russia. We are shifting to two new variations on our 2020 theme of "Orange Man Bad." These themes are:
1) Trump is a white supremacist. Although there is zero evidence for this, the lack of evidence for the Russia hoax was no barrier, and we shall press onward claiming racism anyhow.
2) A recession is looming. Sure, a recession would hurt low income Americans, but we Democrats couldn't care less about real people hurt. Only our ideology is important, so let's all root for recession.
Remember, it is now almost 2020, and we must pound home the message: "Orange Man Bad."
- By sillydaddy