Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?

Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?#10698

By lumpster - Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:11 am

- Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:11 am #10698

Cause Republicans were naked in it..

A group of Republican lawmakers and staff jumped into Israel's Sea of Galilee last year after a night of dining and drinking, and one freshman congressman swam naked, Republican aides confirmed late on Sunday.

The incident, first reported by Politico on Sunday, was investigated by the FBI and led Republican leaders in the House of Representatives to reprimand the 30 lawmakers on the privately funded trip.

Representative Kevin Yoder stripped naked before jumping into the Sea of Galilee after dining and drinking at a waterside restaurant in the town of Tiberias, Politico reported, citing more than a dozen sources, including eyewitnesses. Other participants, including the daughter of another congressman, swam fully clothed, while some lawmakers partially disrobed, Politico reported.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/internatio ... z245Fc1AZE

Re: Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?#10699

By justdoit - Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:33 am

- Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:33 am #10699

It never comes out right when
A drunk dude, late at night says, "Watch this"....

Re: Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?#10700

By lumpster - Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:40 am

- Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:40 am #10700

justdoit wrote:It never comes out right when
A drunk dude, late at night says, "Watch this"....

LOL.. you're right..

Re: Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?#10716

By lumpster - Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:02 am

- Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:02 am #10716

God called unto Jesus and asked did you feed the people the fish from the sea. Jesus replied "NO" father i wasn't able to. GOD asked Jesus why not and Jesus replied i took the people down to the sea to feed them but when we got there we saw a naked republican swimming around and no one was hungry after that.

Re: Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?#10718

By PainfulTruth - Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:24 am

- Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:24 am #10718

At least no one drowned when a drunk Donk-O-Rat ran his car off a bridge.

Re: Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?#10790

By themission1428 - Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:05 pm

- Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:05 pm #10790

lumpster wrote:God called unto Jesus and asked did you feed the people the fish from the sea. Jesus replied "NO" father i wasn't able to. GOD asked Jesus why not and Jesus replied i took the people down to the sea to feed them but when we got there we saw a naked republican swimming around and no one was hungry after that.

And they are suppose to be the party of moral values..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

They sure do love to use religion in getting votes but don't live what they preach.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?#10792

By elklindo69 - Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:38 pm

- Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:38 pm #10792

/this story is funny as hell!!!

:lol:

Re: Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?#10795

By Dogzilla - Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:07 pm

- Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:07 pm #10795

Why did he walk on the Sea??? Why, to get to the other side, of course!

Re: Why did Jesus walk on the sea of Galilee?#10825

By themission1428 - Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:22 pm

- Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:22 pm #10825

elklindo69 wrote:/this story is funny as hell!!!

:lol:

You should research Ted Haggart. Republican pastor who preached against gay marriage and being gay is a sin but he got caught hiring a male prostitute to fuck while doing crystal meth at the same time...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And come to think he would go to the White House under George Bush presidency because he was one of the spiritual adviser of George Bush. He was also the president of about 3,000 evangelical churches all over the US. I saw him preach on TV in front of children. And here he was behind their back he was sucking cock and fucking the ass of a male prostitute while doing crystal meth....but have no problem saying "Praise the Lord ! Be good Christians " in front of children..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: