- Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:06 am
#107353
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was
> awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
>
> One woman lost it completely.
>
> She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed,
> 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm
> going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on
> this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
>
> For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the
> desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the cowboy from Texas stood
> up in the rear of the plane.
>
> He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
> Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as
> he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed
> his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
>
> She gasped...
>
> Then, he spoke...
>
> 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.' :lol: