- Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:04 am
#62257
Where did everybody go?
Well, we know where some are. James has taken up PERMANENT, eternal residency elsewhere and as a result is unable to attend. Grog was banned but still infects this place from time to time either as Grog or his alter ego, Malcom. Dogshitzilla was banned for the incredibly stupid, drunken act of calling for the assassination of a sitting president, but he drags his ponderous beer belly back from time to time (or from his Carolina over to AssClown Loser Lucky's Carolina to share a few bowls of the sacred herb). Lucky (insert any of hundreds of suffixes he used to bypass his ban) is back as AssClown Loser Lucky. Despite frequent denials of his former self, he outed himself when he recalled his Nemesis (now, THERE is another annoying libtard blast from the past) Mr. Big.
Busted.
The question on everyone's mind is WHY is AssClown Loser Lucky so frantic to avoid any association with his former nom de plume? Many think it is part of the terms and conditions of his entry into the witness protection program after his arrest and conviction on multiple drug charges. After which he gave up everybody he could think of to avoid becoming the main punch of cell block B. I'm sure the cartels would love to get their hands on AssClown Loser Lucky as well. That is probably more of an incentive to avoid association with his former self.
As was Lucky (insert any of hundreds of suffixes he used to bypass his ban), AssClown Loser Lucky cannot argue or debate using reason, logic and facts. He is a emotion driven, knee jerk, reactionary Marxist Useful Idiot. His main tool is the profligate use of emoticons when he runs out of names to call and personal attacks to make after someone misspells a word or uses improper grammar.
He denies being AssClown Loser Lucky, but comes on the run anytime I use his new name (I have him well trained). He has claimed to know Lucky, speaks to Lucky on a regular basis, and once, to live next door to Lucky. He has claimed that Lucky will soon make another appearance, but so far, no joy. This may be a delusional manifestation of his long term drug use.
AssClown Loser Lucky thinks that emoticons piss me off or annoy me, so he throws them around freely. In truth, I couldn't care less. I actually enjoy AssClown Loser Lucky's display of emoticons as they demonstrate one thing clearly to one and all, he ain't got no game.
Now AssClown Loser Lucky, more emoticons, chop chop!
You have your orders and your leash has been jerked, OBEY!